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[SP] Top 3 reasons for why SPs suck...

The Ü™

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And lastly, the SPs:

  1. Activities with them could get you into trouble.
  2. They are horrible planners.
  3. They often forget to return things that you lend to them.
 

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Yay! More suckage for everyone!

1. Leaping before they look -- even when they're standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon and you're tethered to their belt loops.
2. Too trusting of their own capabilities in dealing with things on the fly.
3. Give bungi cords a bad name.
 

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Yay! More suckage for everyone!

1. Leaping before they look -- even when they're standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon and you're tethered to their belt loops.
2. Too trusting of their own capabilities in dealing with things on the fly.
3. Give bungi cords a bad name.

Number 3 does remind me of a little accident I remember hearing about at MIT after a miscalculation of a bungee cord's length...

I think it was in one of those Faces of Death videos.
 

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Number 3 does remind me of a little accident I remember hearing about at MIT after a miscalculation of a bungee cord's length...

It was a real stretch.

Speaking of SP carnage, does anyone watch MTV's "Scarred"?

That has got to be one of the most whacked-out SP-bred-and-bloodied shows I've ever seen in my life...:horor:
 

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Top 3 reasons SPs suck:
1. I find conversations about bodily functions highly amusing. I can't help but stare at your chest....they are right in front of me!!
2. I will do that when I am good and ready.....which could possibly be never!
3. Quit being so sensitive wussy!
 

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SPs suck cause..
You can't rely on them and neither can they.
Their temperament is about as reasonable as genocide.
they won't stop asking if your god damn well okay despite the fact that you've already said yes three times in a row in the last ten seconds!!! What are they goldfish?
 

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They can't understand why you're angry. It was ages ago that they totally screwed you over.

They don't take their responsibilities seriously and leave other people holding the bag.

The either can't predict or don't care about the consequences of their actions.
 

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lol, agreement with all three!

They can't understand why you're angry. It was ages ago that they totally screwed you over.

... OR it was just yesterday (for the zillionth time), and it's SO over and done with by today!
 

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lol, agreement with all three!



... OR it was just yesterday (for the zillionth time), and it's SO over and done with by today!
Yesterday was ages ago.
 

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1. will not give a direct answer to a direct question because they have to "think about it" which really means they just don't want to say no or they are too afraid to say yes and so they will say "not now" and never get back with you with an answer

2. they minimize things. They say things like, "what are you so upset about? it's just water on the floor" (that you asked them to clean up 10 times in one f?%%%**!!! day!!) and then laugh.

3. little or no ability to see anything beyond what is right in front of their faces
 
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1. will not give a direct answer to a direct question because they have to "think about it" which really means they just don't want to say no or they are too afraid to say yes and so they will say "not now" and never get back with you with an answer

oh yeah that's a common problem with all SPs
:wtf:
 

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1. I haven't worked out yet if I know any SP's IRL or not.

2. See above.

3. See above.
 

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And lastly, the SPs:

  1. Activities with them could get you into trouble.
  2. They are horrible planners.
  3. They often forget to return things that you lend to them.
True. They short cut the edges.

When you are in trouble the SPs comes in handy.

For three reasons.
 
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why SPs suck:
1. shallow
2. narcissistic
3. annoying unless mouth is shut, if extroverted then annoying unless asleep.
 

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Impression of an SP.
"Edges? There were edges? Oh well *shrug* "

Mostly if they remember how they caused it so you can fix it easier ;)

Is one of those 'surprise'?
I never realised the spanish inquisition was SP but now you mention it...makes sense.
I thought he meant because it would be really easy to frame them, which, if successfully done, would get you out of trouble.
 

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I thought he meant because it would be really easy to frame them, which, if successfully done, would get you out of trouble.
True enough.
Unfortunately the police, to say nothing of the judges and the prosecutors, are well aware of this.
Many an SP have been framed by the authorities. Especially if it is a murder case it is difficult to resist the temptation.
It is not hard at all to convince the jury.
With a history of unemployment, petty crimes, ale house brawls, womanizing..
the SPs come in handy to get the corrupt officials out of trouble.
Often it is not easy to find the culprit. Or, the police may know who he is, but he is protected. He may have too many friends in high places.
The majority of the ones who are executed innocent are SPs.
 
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