You know what I hate about SPs? Particularly ISTPs? When they load all of their hitman equipment into a plane, parachute into a small autocratic nation, shoot up the place, come home, and tell me that they put someone out of business. I mean really! Like I believe that story! Where did all that blood come from?! And that foreign currency isn't "play money" either! It's got a watermark, for crying out loud! You ISTPs think you can lie to me, but I'm SO not buying that "But I'm just an insurance salesman, baby!" rigmarole anymore!
*storms off in a huff and slams doors all over the house for effect*