For real tho, I like it when you're frank!
As for the OP... My ESTP friend made friends almost instantly with a ridiculously ISTJ coworker. Once the ESTP wasn't here anymore, the ISTJ didn't have anything to do with me. So as an ISTP, I just don't understand the ISTJ and he's not willing to open up to me about ANYTHING. The ESTP could get this guy not ONLY to go out to a bar....but...to also *GASP* have a drink! It didn't happen often, but idk anyone else who could get this guy to do anything at all. He's pretty extreme and very difficult to work with, imo. I think his upbringing has made him this way, more so than his type, per se. Small town in the deep south with a religious family will make you pretty closed about stuff, imo.