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    Oh, by no, no, no means meek, I'm the one who's meek by traditional standards. I don't really assert myself in any way unless there's something that seems to overtly threaten me in some way. Which is rare. & in terms of nature, salmon aren't meek because they thrash against the downstream current to spawn & whatnot-- that takes a lot of inner determination. Which maybe, that's accurate for personification for ISTPs. Lots of inner strength, outer-wise kind of dull-seeming. But yeah, typology is just a model, I'm not saying I'm some kind of sex guru in fact I mostly suck at it, I'm a crippled, take-what-I-can-get, infantile, imbecile, infantalized, quasi-bright, angsty dog.
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    Dead salmon are probably meek
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    You're right but, that's infinitesimally close to offending me, I'm not a necrophiliac who has sex with salmon who arent alive anymore
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyDigestion View Post
    You're right but, that's infinitesimally close to offending me, I'm not a necrophiliac who has sex with salmon who arent alive anymore
    sounds like we need a venn diagram showing beastiality and necrophilia.

    with bella in the middle.

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    @LEGERdeMAIN I just got rejected by a possible ISTP, I'm going to go to the same bar tomorrow & follow her home secretly & egg her house, do you thnk this is wise? y/n
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    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    I'm also going to put a dead cat in her bedsheets lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyDigestion View Post
    Last time I fucked an ISTP I was like, why won't you make any noise? She wouldn't move her lips or say anything. Just lying there kind of like a salmon or something with eyes closed. She was wanting to be on top a lot of the time. Not that I last extraordinarily long but she was thinking I had infinite stamina. She kept on, "I'll be on top." Uhhhhhhh, no, not right now because that wouldn't be arousing at all because you are a goddamn mute. It's like, having sex with a statue. I don't think ISTPs are extremely sensually communicative, they just feel it inside themselves & ignore it. Because, okay, I love talking during sex. I like communication of what is good & what is bad. Because a lot is bad & I don't like someone zoned out with a blank expression, that's creepy. So, ISTP women, please make some noise, it doesn't make you weak, it makes you seem like something other than a human statue with no blood circulation.

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    Sounds more like you had sex with an autistic person than an ISTP.
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    I think FunnyDigestion might be on to something. Kind of. At least with all of the sensually communicative "talking". Yeah, I don't do that either. Just shut up already.

    I'm not autistic. I hate autistics, because they don't shut up either. The definition of autistic is tactless behavior and saying something awkward at the wrong moment. Or is that Tourette's? Maybe related.

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    If the sex wasnt good then they cant be STP. </discussion>
    Take what I say with a grain of salt, because that's all it is compared to the ocean of complexity when it comes to actions and real life.

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