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sLiPpY

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uh, where's the best site in the universe? :popc1:
 

sLiPpY

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Sinmara

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So there's this couple who's having relationship problems. They love each other deeply and don't wait their relationship to end, but they just don't feel physically attracted to each other anymore and their sex life is non-existant. They talk to some friends, a happy couple, about the problems they're having and their friends tell them about a fantastic sex therapist who helped their relationship when they were experiencing similar issues.

So, they go to see the therapist. They explain their problems to him and after an extensive psychological and physical examination,m he tells them he thinks he can help them.

"Go to the grocery store," he said, "and buy a box of donuts and a bunch of grapes. Place the donut around your husband's penis and eat it off playfully. Place the grapes inside your wife's vagina and eat them out. Make a game of it. Sex should be fun."

They took his advice and their sex life flourished again.

Not long after, some friends came to themm unsatisfied with their sex life and on the brink of leaving each other because of it. They are referred to the therapist and go to him full of hope that he can save their marriage.

He gives them a psychological evaluation, a physical examination, and comes back to give them the results looking uneasy. "I'm afraid I can't help you," he says.

"Oh, please help us!" the couple begged. "You're out last hope! We don't know what we'll do if you can't help us!"

The therapist hesitated, but finally sighed and said, "Okay, okay...here's what I want you to do, then. Now, I want you to go to the grocery store and buy a box of Cheerios and a bag of apples..."
 
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