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    veteran attention whore Jeffster's Avatar
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    With all this tension lately about trolls and bans and stuff, I figured it would be better for me to just start my own topic where I respond to the titles of the threads, rather than risk offending people's delicate sensibilities by posting in the actual topics.

    So, here we go with Round 1:

    What kind of XNFP are you?

    The kind that's doing it wrong.

    Can't you see it my way?

    No.

    I Love Thicky-thick Girls, Strong, Squeezable and Meaty, oh, and Suck It!

    That's the hottest title ever.

    INFx??

    No.

    This is not a Typology Forum

    You are not reading this.

    My INTJ Girlfriend is always Late

    Set your clock back some, then she'll be right on time.

    Am I SO or SX?

    SX! SX! TOTALLY SX!

    Does empty space attract empty space?

    No.

    How would you approach this technical problem?

    With a ten-foot pole.

    ENTP wants to get shy people to open up.

    ISFP wants a million dollars.

    How accurate is this for other people?

    37 percent.

    Preparation for 2012???

    No!!!

    What Type of Intellectual are You?

    The type that burps a lot.

    Everybody's got a thing...

    Yes, I had sex ed in 5th grade too...

    Where do you work?

    In the kitchen.

    NFs would you mind if I ask you something "personal" ?

    Not at all.

    How many people have you slept with?

    I dunno, do I only count people who slept the whole time?

    How Do NF's/Idealists Find Love?

    By inhaling the time vortex.

    What made you happy today?

    I saw a hot pregnant chick in the grocery store.

    Was It False Advertisement?

    Yes.

    What are you listening to?

    The air conditioner working its butt off.

    What does an unhealthy INFP look like?

    Frodo mixed with Hitler.

    Should I put on pants/trousers?

    Yes/No.

    Do you have trouble describing people?

    No, are you one of those people who's kinda..well..you know like you're sorta............crap.

    Going through a time of transition and self-discovery, not sure about my type

    NF.

    ESFP or ISFP - How do you tell the difference?

    Flip 'em over and check for bite marks.

    ENFJ growth (Books? Advice?)

    No, tumor.

    Ask an ENFJ

    Okay. WHY? WHYYYY?

    I'm here, Don't stand up please..

    No problem..
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    My delicate sensibilities are offended.

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    hilarious.
    "I don't know a perfect person.
    I only know flawed people who are still worth loving."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffster View Post
    ENTP wants to get shy people to open up.

    ISFP wants a million dollars.
    HAH!

    This is the best, I will never have to read the forums again.
    Act your age not your enneagram number.

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    Classic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinlan View Post
    HAH!

    This is the best, I will never have to read the forums again.
    No kidding, I laughed out loud

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    I chuckled.

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    Jeffster's one-line responses to topic titles

    Beats the real thangs.
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    That is hilarious, even more than posting those in the threads.
    -end of thread-

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    I guffawed and cackled.
    ~luck favors the ready~


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