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[MBTI General] Jeffster's one-line responses to topic titles

Jeffster

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This is not something that happens. Not the 'brought to my apartment' thing, the 'hot female sex offender' thing. If the standing US policy was to bring hot female sex offenders to your door, you would receive as many hot female sex offenders as you do now.




PS
(If there is a hot female sex offender, she's got to be like, waaaay crazier than a normal sex offender, because it's not an act of total desperation, but sociopathic desire)

You're one of those people who goes around telling 4-year-olds there's no Santa Claus, aren't you?
 

Donna Cecilia

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Jeffster said:
No. The hot female [sex offenders] should be delivered to my apartment.

So, do you think that hot females are sex offenders? I'm highly offended.

Still, this thread is a masterpiece.
 

Jeffster

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So, do you think that hot females are sex offenders? I'm highly offended.

Not all of them, but some of them are. Haven't you heard of those hot female teachers that were arrested for getting it on with their male teenage students?

Still, this thread is a masterpiece.

Excellent point. :yes:
 

Qlip

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I feel begrudgingly compelled to announce this thread as brilliant.
 

stellar renegade

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These were the best ones:
I Love Thicky-thick Girls, Strong, Squeezable and Meaty, oh, and Suck It! :)

That's the hottest title ever.

This is not a Typology Forum

You are not reading this.

My INTJ Girlfriend is always Late

Set your clock back some, then she'll be right on time.

Everybody's got a thing...

Yes, I had sex ed in 5th grade too...

How many people have you slept with?

I dunno, do I only count people who slept the whole time?

Going through a time of transition and self-discovery, not sure about my type

NF.

ENFJ growth (Books? Advice?)

No, tumor.

I love it when the questions answer themselves.

I'd like female, please.

A green glowing substance that fell to Earth many eons ago.

Yes, but the ruination has been SO FUN.

I dunno, that sounds like a lot of work.
Yes, especially when she's lying in my bed.

Stop limiting yourself to Earth. I hear the best girls are on Venus.

1. Spilling stuff

2. Belching

3. Picking my nose

4. Eating

5. Masturbating

6. Hugging

7. Driving

8. Farting

9. Peeing

10. Calculating Quadratic Equations

A chimpanzee married a green blob from Uranus.

not until you use some damn punctuation you hear me

No. The hot female ones should be delivered to my apartment.

You're one of those people who goes around telling 4-year-olds there's no Santa Claus, aren't you?
 

stellar renegade

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Imma try this shit out:

Sex is Sacred?

Only when it's with me. :D

U.S. Law Enforcement Out of Hand?

Really!? Time to bust up a few windows, then. Have to say I ain't too scared of getting arrested by cops with no hands. :newwink:

install a beak in the heart that clucks time in arabic

Yeah, I think I'll outsource that.

Ask the Next Person Anything

Okay. Hey next person, can I have a beer?

Answer with a line of lyrics

"There ain't no song in the whole wide world..."

Image streaming!

I totally don't see it. Is this one of those inner Archie-type things?

Poll: Wondering what NF's beliefs are

That they can fly if they only think happy thoughts.

Poll: NTs - Most Important in a Partner

That they don't ask questions when being stuffed into the Quadriform-Transmogrifier in the basement.

Upset ENFPs: Handle With Care

As long as I get to blindfold her, too. :newwink:

ENTJs, how do view ENFPs?

I think you've got your noun and verb switched. ENFPs view through the mystical vision imparted by ectoplasmic energy streaming from a group of genie-summoning gurus chanting up on the Himalayas.

Help! Cheap, enduring, pre-prepared food.

McDonald's. That food has so many chemicals it could survive a nuclear holocaust, and it's pretty dang cheap.

5w4s & finding work

HOLY SHIT THE ALIENS HAVE LANDED ALREADY!? :eek: Men in Black was RIGHT!

Most similar/dissimilar members within your type

Girls are totally different than me, and all the hot ones are all my type. :D

Help with cooking

As long as you help with the dishes.

TypC members least likely to get BANNED!

Don't count your boardies before they get kicked out.

What causes eczema?

Radiation poisoning left behind by aliens who landed here before humans ever evolved. Would you like to come in for a totally free audit? :D

Posts songs that describe your current mood

"Sarcastic" by Operation Ivy

Poll: NTs - Most Important to be Valued For

Their significant pocket protector invention. Never leave the house without it.

Howzit??

No, thanks. I'd rather have some Cheez-its.

I feel like I am the father in the marriage

There's an easy way to figure out whether you are or not. First, you just have to unzip your pants...
 

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I should be doing something really different

THEN DO IT

Holy crap, can I be NF?

Absolutely. Just keep re-evaluating yourself and doubting your own authenticity, and you'll get there eventually.

Going out is boring

You're doing it wrong.

Do you believe in Reincarnation?

Yes. In my previous life I was the Reverend Summerfish Lonely Fluffycloud, minister of the Everybody's Groovy Church of Togetherness.

Life before that, I was Hitler.

What's the gayest thing you do?

Frolicking in the meadow on a summer's day as the cool breeze blows gently over my face makes me feel ever so gay. (this works better if you read it with a "British schoolboy" voice.)

Why are ISTPs and INTJs confused so much?

Because Clint Eastwood and Newt Gingrich are sooooo similar.

Has a song ever made you feel physically sick before?

Yes, the entirety of Rob Thomas's catalogue.

Itchy red bumps?

No, perky red nipples!

Would you travel 200 miles to kill someone?

No, but I'd travel 200 miles just for fun, and if I got to kill someone, it'd just be a bonus!

What type could this NOT POSSIBLY BE?

THE ANTI-CAPS TYPE.

What does it mean to be truly evil?

Distributing nude pictures of Barbara Boxer.

Is it true??

No!!

Fe/Se loop???

No, heartburn.

Can you give some examples of multiple perspective?

Sure.

Jenn-Brown2.jpg


Jenn-Brown-31.jpg


There ya go.

Any general advice ? Not sure what to do =P

Have a peanut butter sandwich.

If the poster above was edible...

Then I wouldn't waste time putting it up on the wall.

Are heavy metals slowly poisoning you too?

Yes. Especially Anthrax and Slayer.

"Slowing aging with semen"

:shock: Yeah, I got nothin'. I just wanted to re-post that title.

Dumbest NTs in fiction?

Barack Obama.

Am I impossible to like?

Yes, but on the bright side, Playstation is coming out with a deal where you can play video games with your mind.

Most badass of each type?

ISFP - Jeffster
All other types - irrelevant

A question about alcohol and singing

The answer is no. Just, no.

Drug decriminalization in Portugal: Did it work?

ABSOLUTELY DUUUUDE. PORTUAGALL ROCKS MAAAAAN! :happy2:

I got thinking

Uh oh.

If you had 100 million in the bank, would you still work?

Definitely. WORK ON SPENDING IT!

Would you marry someone who was bipolar?

Oh yeah. Each day we could flip a coin.


That's all for now, ya ingrates! :cheese:
 

ayoitsStepho

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YESSS! Oh mighty Jeffster, give us more of your wisdom! :worthy:
 

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Are heavy metals slowly poisoning you too?

Yes. Especially Anthrax and Slayer.

Your awesome and I did say this thread is great, more. :yes:
How did you know I'm a wanna be drummer boy auditioning for a Heavy Metal act. :drummerboy:

My appreciation of heavy metal, especially female fronted heavy metal bands that have curves is comprehensive. :smile:
 

stellar renegade

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I don't like this. You outshine me, Jeffster. You're gonna have to tone that down a bit. :17026: :1377: :rules:
 

Jeffster

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After a BRIEF hiatus....


Am I the only one?


Yes.


The seduction styles of various enneagram variant combos


What are "phrases you'll never hear on MTV", Alex?


What'cha Reading?


This forum! OMG!


What is your perception of me (DJ Arendee)?


A shifty fellow, prone to bouts of vulgarity and misplaced aggression.


OrangeAppled's Instinctual Stacking


Jeffster's Instinctual Stacking:

BurgerKing-Stacker.jpg



new life,new blog,eff yeah!!!


yeahhhhhhh!!!!


Would anyone be so kind as to type this confused young girl?


No, that requires a level of kindness just not found these days.


What are you listening to?


Still the air conditioner. And this one really chirpy bird.


25quiz MBTI test


I gotta take 25 quizzes? That's just not worth it.......okay, I'd probly do it, honestly.


Am I Sx/So or So/Sx?


Neither. You're just So/So. Sorry.


Whats your tactic to approach a woman with way lesser self-confidence than you have..


Wearing a crown and having girls throw rose petals around me as I walk.


Need help with string-thrusting.


Have you tried Viagra?


Is there Enlightenment?


Yes, it was a Doctor Who story from the early 80's. Pretty sure it's out on DVD now.


the purge, would you partcipate?


No, I really hate throwing up.


What types do the best imitations?


ESFPs. See, watch...

"What types do the best imitations?"

Good, huh? :cool:


Is The Person Above You Accurately Typed?


No, it shouldn't be capitalized.


Is The Person Above You Sane Or Insane?


Well, I haven't heard any screaming from upstairs lately, so I'm gonna guess sane.


Do you think it's acceptable...


I do. But the cops might not.


OBL (One Bag Living)


RBS (Really Bad Smelling)


Which Name of God is most spiritually beneficial to chant?


Bob.


To the women (sex noise question)


To Jeffster (the answer is always yes)


food stamps get slashed


well stop storing them in the same drawer as the knives


Shameless Hussies Desire Right To Expose Their Breasts In Public


Jeffster Desires Shameless Hussies


Spiritual tit for tat


You can keep the tat, I'll take the tit.


Why do ISTJs act like robots?


Their "act human" program hasn't completed its software update yet.


Would you kiss'em?


Absolutely.


Room for one more NF?


Of course! That's like asking if there's room for one more gerbil! Wait...that's not right...


Men, were you attracted to cheerleaders in high school?


What do you mean "were"?


Reveal the good in the person above you.


Okay. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Alaka-ZAM!!! Sorry, didn't work.


How do you deal with apathy?


Meh...I don't really care to.
 

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[MENTION=4358]Jeffster[/MENTION]: So you've given in to the possibility of being an esfp now, eh? Don't leave us ISFP's! :(
 

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[MENTION=4358]Jeffster[/MENTION]: So you've given in to the possibility of being an esfp now, eh? Don't leave us ISFP's! :(

Awww Indy, I didn't leave you! I'm still right there with my ISFP bros and sisses. I live right on the border, we can still party any time. :D
 
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