This is not something that happens. Not the 'brought to my apartment' thing, the 'hot female sex offender' thing. If the standing US policy was to bring hot female sex offenders to your door, you would receive as many hot female sex offenders as you do now.
(If there is a hot female sex offender, she's got to be like, waaaay crazier than a normal sex offender, because it's not an act of total desperation, but sociopathic desire)
You're one of those people who goes around telling 4-year-olds there's no Santa Claus, aren't you?