Who gives a shit?
Satan's a pissed off motherfucker: Not a T.
Jesus is a holy pacifist, I know ISTPs that like to "shake things up."
Jim from the office: ENTP.
Heath Ledger's joker: ISTP.
Jeff Winger from Community: ESTP.
Dexter from... Dexter: INTP.
THERE, FUCK. I have television and movie references, your argument is invalid.