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    Dr. Halla,

    How can I become as cool as these cats?


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    How do I make a post with lots of different text colors and sizes so I can assault people's eyes?

    How come, against all odds, Halla caused me to like him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post
    How do I make a post with lots of different text colors and sizes so I can assault people's eyes?

    How come, against all odds, Halla caused me to like him?
    ....Would you like someone to spell it out for you????

    Or do you think perhaps you could figure it out on your own?


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    Artisan Conquerer Halla74's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pettycure View Post
    Dr. Halla,

    How can I become as cool as these cats?

    Wowzers. You ESTPs sure are trouble makers.

    However, I cannot turn my back on a legitimate question of such great importance.

    Those cats are a variant of "Felis Domesticus" commonly known as "Raveus Glowsticka."

    The Hemingway cats, those known to have an extra digit on their paws are dense in population in the State of Florida.

    Florida has more raves per capita than most states.

    For years Hemingway cats fraternized outside of popular nightclubs. They inevitably crossed paths with foolish young people that had ingested large amounts of MDMA and wanted to share their euphoric enlightenment with lesser animal species. Little did the ravers know that feeding MDMA to Hemingway cats is equivalent to feeding a Mogwai after midnight. :horor: Once the doping took place an irreversible change of the cats' genetic codes occurred.

    Enter Raveus Glowsticka, whose only purpose in life is to dance until death, breaking it down as the DJ plays floorfillas, and to pick pocket the very ravers that transformed their existence. Yes, you heard me. Those kitties look cute now, but as soon as that foolish young knave comes out of his G-hole, he will have empty pockets, no more beans, and a scrotum forever marked by 5 long cat claw gashes - which is the mark of Raveus Glowsticka!

    So, the answer to your question lies solely on your ability to polymorph into a cat, hang out at seedy nightclubs in Florida, mooch off some kids who are tripping their balls off, and then picking their pockets and lacerating their scrotums. Child's play really, you should be able to pull that off before the weekend!

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    Awwwww yeeeeah!

    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post
    How do I make a post with lots of different text colors and sizes so I can assault people's eyes?
    I would be happy to help you with this. Please type out your message, and send me 25 cents for each consonant and $1 for each vowel. I will type the message for you in full Technicolor, none of this Crayola bullshit.

    OR

    You can buy my book for $495:

    "How to Type in FULL Technicolor"

    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post
    How come, against all odds, Halla caused me to like him?
    I fed you Qualudes and gave you a foot massage, remember?

    Quote Originally Posted by Biaxident View Post
    ....Would you like someone to spell it out for you????

    Or do you think perhaps you could figure it out on your own?

    Wimmens....

    You, Sir, have violated several Technicolor protocols with that little bit of Shenanigans. You are hereby required to repeat the ACME Technicolor primer course by 17:00 hours.

    OR

    You can buy my book!
    It's a steal! I'll even sign it!

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    BIG 5 -> Extroversion 77% ; Accommodation 60% ; Orderliness 62% ; Emotional Stability 64% ; Open Mindedness 74%

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post

    How come, against all odds, Halla caused me to like him?
    If someone doesn't like Halla, they aren't human.
    Either that, or they have gerbil balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    If someone doesn't like Halla, they aren't human.
    Either that, or they gerbil balls.
    Haaa! :yim_rolling_on_the_

    Thank God there aren't that many humans with gerbil balls hanging around.
    I guess that means Lady GaGa doesn't like me.
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    BIG 5 -> Extroversion 77% ; Accommodation 60% ; Orderliness 62% ; Emotional Stability 64% ; Open Mindedness 74%

    Quotes:
    "If somebody asks your MBTI type on a first date, run". -Donna Cecilia
    "Enneagram is psychological underpinnings. Cognitive Functions are mental reasoning and perceptional processes. -Sanjuro

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    How could you say that about a LADY!!!!!!!!!

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    Hala,
    How can I be happy like you? (preferably without having to expend much effort). I have caught myself being gloomy of recent. Procrastinating. Antisocial, oversensitive and grumpy. I never was Mr. Happy go lucky but I tried to be positive and was relatively content. Nothing of current to make me unhappy except a recent event which was unfair but not worth pursuing. So if you know, make me happy.
    I redact everything I have written or will write on this forum prior to, subsequent with and or after the fact of its writing. For entertainment purposes only and not to be taken seriously nor literally.

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