Calm - I'm pretty hard to fluster. I partly feel like this was learned, though. In my teens, my family life had a lot of turmoil... I just learned to take everything in stride, so it's pretty hard to shock me out of a calm or surprise me.
Clever - Uh... I'll just agree with what Poki and Kingfisher said on this one.
Always into something new or unusual - Yes, please.
Mentally impossible to break - I would advise not trying. As soon as I get wind of any of these kinds of motivations from someone, it is absolutely not going to happen. This usually involves what I call my "Escape Artist" mode. Which I am too lazy to explain right now.
Determined - If I have sufficent motivation, it will get done.
Weirdly easy going - Yeah... I'm down for whatever, unless I say otherwise. Which is rare.
Loves you with a level of intensity that you can't imagine - Shh... That's secret.
Protective - I'm -very- protective of a select few people. And if I feel like one of these people were wronged or harmed to a certain point, my "calm" will break and I will absoultely tear you to tiny bits. More often than not though, that's hard to stir out of me. In general, I'm a very subtle protector of my friends and family. I do it in such a way that doesn't draw attention to what I'm doing.
Go find a manual on how to defuse a bomb. Immediately - I can count on one hand how many times I've lost it with people I don't know well or I'm not comfortable with. And it's still a very rare thing in regards to people I -am- comfortable with. It happened a lot more when I was in my teens. In the past few years or so, I can still probably count the number of times on one hand. Although I do get irritated somewhat frequently. I usually just keep that to myself, though.
I have an inner monologue that sounds strikingly similar to something off Animal Planet.
Well, despite "feeling" I am still an INTP but with no logical reasoning to back it up I can only go with what research has shown so far, that I am most likely an ISTP. Not changing my type though yet.
Giving this a shot.... maybe you guys can help me pinpoint my "true" type if such a thing existed. Maybe this will show I am not really an ISTP. Who knows?
Calm - Disturbingly so. Actually, the more emotionally disturbed I am, the more calm I become, at least the physical expression of it. My mind might be in turmoil, but that is not going to show. And in due time, I will reason my way out of it and get back to my usual light-hearted mood, which is 95% of the time.
Clever - Sure. I'm fairly invented/creative, I guess.
Always into something new or unusual - No doubt about it.
Mentally impossible to break - I would say this is spot on. Again, even if I am in a true pinch emotionally or intellectually, you're not gonna know. Learn to live with it.
Determined - Yes, but not stupidly so. I will step back and look at things rationally to determine just how much determination the situation demands. :P
Weirdly easy going - With my insanely morbid, sarcastic, dark, and dry sense of humor, it's impossible to disturb me.
Loves you with a level of intensity that you can't imagine - Love my closest friends like my brothers and sisters. Always trying to determine which one I would be willing to block a bullet for, logically.
Protective - I have no qualms about killing someone to protect a friend or family, if that says anything.
Go find a manual on how to defuse a bomb. Immediately - If I am on the verge of exploding (very rare) please get away. If not, you will be EXTREMELY disturbed. Add the fact that I will be back to normal 10 minutes later with a big smirk on my face and laughing at my own little jokes again, you will probably be even MORE disturbed by my seemingly erratic and fucked up behavior.
Calm - I've been told I'm "quietly intense" more than calm. That fits better. I'm not all that calm. I feel like I'm always on the verge of kicking into a higher gear. The exception would be in emergency or emotionally heightened situations. I get really calm when everyone else is freaking out.
Clever - Eh. I can crack a joke or two.
Always into something new or unusual - Let's see. Last year it was fiddle lessons and roller-derby and I was getting curious about archery before school started...
Mentally impossible to break - The ISTP has to decide to "let" someone get the chance to break them. In that sense. we mentally break ourselves. Even if someone else does it.
Weirdly easy going - I just don't care about most of the stuff that everyone else cares about.
Loves you with a level of intensity that you can't imagine - Yeah. When it's there - it's there. It's at a level we can't even understand.
Protective - extremely protective. I guess so. I stop myself from acting on this impulse a lot!!! Mainly because I don't want to step on that person's toes or get in their business. However, when there is a loudmouth or someone talking shit or even bothering a friend of mine and I don't see them defending themselves or they seem uncomfortable - watch out because I will step in.
Go find a manual on how to diffuse a bomb. Immediately. Few and far between but yeah.