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    By the time I was nine, I had fallen in a campfire, walked through a glass door, fallen off a roof and slashed my eye open on a vine, made a bathtub overflow and flood the house, cleaned my room by throwing everything out the window, gotten knocked through a glass window with a wasps nest inside it while swordfighting, fallen on my back out of a tall pine tree, jumped out of a moving van before it careened off a hill into a lake, jumped off a horse before it did pretty much the same thing, did a header off my bike into cement and into a creek, projectile vomited across a train car on the way from San Fransisco to L.A, and had a baseball bounce off my knee at first base and go all the way back to the pitcher's mound.

    I would frequently steal cookies from freshly made batches and hide while eating them. I stole my dad's porn videos. One time I made 900 number calls when I was over at a friend's house and when his parents got the phone bill and saw the charges, they figured out it happened when I was over there, but I lied and said it wasn't me anyway even though I'd been caught red-handed.

    I lied about a bunch of stuff, changing when I said my birthday was several times, I said I had a brother that lived in New Jersey, said I was born in Canada, and one time in 6th grade I told my social studies teacher I had taken a poll of the students on the presidential race. She had them read the results on the morning announcements the next day. Only problem was I completely made the results up!

    When my older brother got his first girlfriend, she had two sisters, and me and my younger brother both wrote love letters to each of them. When the sister I wrote to came up to me at school I completely ignored her and acted like I never wrote her. I still feel a little bad about that one.

    Sliding down the stairs on cardboard box tops, riding my bike down really steep rocky hills, touching the "DO NOT TOUCH - HOT" t-shirt press at the t-shirt making store, and of course all the prank calls. Prank calls were so much easier in the days before caller ID. Then there was pushing all the floors of the elevator in a 20-story hotel and jumping out, sneaking out of our hotel both years of Junior Historians club trips to the state conventions in Galveston and Austin.

    Oh, and when I was 4, I pooped in the sandbox in our yard.

    This stuff is just the tip of the iceberg, really, but that's all I feel like writing right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffster View Post
    By the time I was nine, I had fallen in a campfire, walked through a glass door, fallen off a roof and slashed my eye open on a vine, made a bathtub overflow and flood the house, cleaned my room by throwing everything out the window, gotten knocked through a glass window with a wasps nest inside it while swordfighting, fallen on my back out of a tall pine tree, jumped out of a moving van before it careened off a hill into a lake, jumped off a horse before it did pretty much the same thing, did a header off my bike into cement and into a creek, projectile vomited across a train car on the way from San Fransisco to L.A, and had a baseball bounce off my knee at first base and go all the way back to the pitcher's mound.

    I would frequently steal cookies from freshly made batches and hide while eating them. I stole my dad's porn videos. One time I made 900 number calls when I was over at a friend's house and when his parents got the phone bill and saw the charges, they figured out it happened when I was over there, but I lied and said it wasn't me anyway even though I'd been caught red-handed.

    I lied about a bunch of stuff, changing when I said my birthday was several times, I said I had a brother that lived in New Jersey, said I was born in Canada, and one time in 6th grade I told my social studies teacher I had taken a poll of the students on the presidential race. She had them read the results on the morning announcements the next day. Only problem was I completely made the results up!

    When my older brother got his first girlfriend, she had two sisters, and me and my younger brother both wrote love letters to each of them. When the sister I wrote to came up to me at school I completely ignored her and acted like I never wrote her. I still feel a little bad about that one.

    Sliding down the stairs on cardboard box tops, riding my bike down really steep rocky hills, touching the "DO NOT TOUCH - HOT" t-shirt press at the t-shirt making store, and of course all the prank calls. Prank calls were so much easier in the days before caller ID. Then there was pushing all the floors of the elevator in a 20-story hotel and jumping out, sneaking out of our hotel both years of Junior Historians club trips to the state conventions in Galveston and Austin.

    Oh, and when I was 4, I pooped in the sandbox in our yard.

    This stuff is just the tip of the iceberg, really, but that's all I feel like writing right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffster View Post
    By the time I was nine, I had fallen in a campfire, walked through a glass door, fallen off a roof and slashed my eye open on a vine, made a bathtub overflow and flood the house, cleaned my room by throwing everything out the window, gotten knocked through a glass window with a wasps nest inside it while swordfighting, fallen on my back out of a tall pine tree, jumped out of a moving van before it careened off a hill into a lake, jumped off a horse before it did pretty much the same thing, did a header off my bike into cement and into a creek, projectile vomited across a train car on the way from San Fransisco to L.A, and had a baseball bounce off my knee at first base and go all the way back to the pitcher's mound.

    I would frequently steal cookies from freshly made batches and hide while eating them. I stole my dad's porn videos. One time I made 900 number calls when I was over at a friend's house and when his parents got the phone bill and saw the charges, they figured out it happened when I was over there, but I lied and said it wasn't me anyway even though I'd been caught red-handed.

    I lied about a bunch of stuff, changing when I said my birthday was several times, I said I had a brother that lived in New Jersey, said I was born in Canada, and one time in 6th grade I told my social studies teacher I had taken a poll of the students on the presidential race. She had them read the results on the morning announcements the next day. Only problem was I completely made the results up!

    When my older brother got his first girlfriend, she had two sisters, and me and my younger brother both wrote love letters to each of them. When the sister I wrote to came up to me at school I completely ignored her and acted like I never wrote her. I still feel a little bad about that one.

    Sliding down the stairs on cardboard box tops, riding my bike down really steep rocky hills, touching the "DO NOT TOUCH - HOT" t-shirt press at the t-shirt making store, and of course all the prank calls. Prank calls were so much easier in the days before caller ID. Then there was pushing all the floors of the elevator in a 20-story hotel and jumping out, sneaking out of our hotel both years of Junior Historians club trips to the state conventions in Galveston and Austin.

    Oh, and when I was 4, I pooped in the sandbox in our yard.

    This stuff is just the tip of the iceberg, really, but that's all I feel like writing right now.
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    Well, let see in elementary school I did some shoplifting, enjoyed scaring the crap out of my girlfriends by banging branches on their bedroom windows at night, or my kid sister by throwing spiders at her, I also stole money from her piggiebank on a regular basis to buy myself french fries, killed off my own piggiebank and a few of my friends (I talked them into it), played a lot of "tag" on building sites, climbing up and down scaffolding and running on ledges etc (amazing that I didn't break my neck), oh and yeah, used to steal fresh flowers from graves (I kid you not) and sell them in order to finance my candy habit. Oh...not to forget a rather devious plan to catch, tie up and undress a girl I didn't like and show her off to the neighbourhood boys for money. She managed run away, thank good.

    When babysitting I would systematically go trough every drawer, closet, cupboard, to look for hidden things, porn mags, secrets etc, and also try on their clothes and make up, but be careful to put everything back in exactly the same spot. I broke off every door in my big sisters dollhose when I was mad at her (I was about 5) and I knew she would kick my ass for doing it but it was so worth it. Used to arrange competitions for my cousins (boys) in summer and threathen to beat up whoever lost, I wacked another cousin over the head with a tennis racket in order to "displin him", vomitted down my fathers neck while he was driving (suits you right for smoking in the car dad) and lots of other stuff.

    All this by the age of 12.

    Does any of this sound like ISTP behaviour? I am not 100% sure of my type

    btw I am female
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    Quote Originally Posted by energystar View Post
    Well, let see in elementary school I did some shoplifting, enjoyed scaring the crap out of my girlfriends by banging branches on their bedroom windows at night, or my kid sister by throwing spiders at her, I also stole money from her piggiebank on a regular basis to buy myself french fries, killed off my own piggiebank and a few of my friends (I talked them into it), played a lot of "tag" on building sites, climbing up and down scaffolding and running on ledges etc (amazing that I didn't break my neck), oh and yeah, used to steal fresh flowers from graves (I kid you not) and sell them in order to finance my candy habit. Oh...not to forget a rather devious plan to catch, tie up and undress a girl I didn't like and show her off to the neighbourhood boys for money. She managed run away, thank good.

    When babysitting I would systematically go trough every drawer, closet, cupboard, to look for hidden things, porn mags, secrets etc, and also try on their clothes and make up, but be careful to put everything back in exactly the same spot. I broke off every door in my big sisters dollhose when I was mad at her (I was about 5) and I knew she would kick my ass for doing it but it was so worth it. Used to arrange competitions for my cousins (boys) in summer and threathen to beat up whoever lost, I wacked another cousin over the head with a tennis racket in order to "displin him", vomitted down my fathers neck while he was driving (suits you right for smoking in the car dad) and lots of other stuff.

    All this by the age of 12.

    Does any of this sound like ISTP behaviour? I am not 100% sure of my type

    btw I am female
    ISTP?

    I was thinking more The Bad Seed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    ISTP?

    I was thinking more The Bad Seed.

    I prefer to think of it as "inventiveness" combined with a very low boredom treshold.

    Come on.. I wasn't that bad was I?

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    pranking people, but never owning up to it. Oragel in the toothpaste, ex lax in their food....

    When I was four, I rode down my grandmother's staircase in my brother's new sled at Christmas while everyone else was outside playing football.

    I once auditioned at church for a solo in a horrible voice on purpose, just to make the choir director politely squirm.

    I used to light my hair on fire, just for fun. I once burned my finger with a very hot penny, on the hunch that it would leave the impression of Abe Lincoln there permanently. Alas, it was all for naught...it only left a circle. I was very disappointed.

    Once, when I was 11, I was baby sitting and I broke a plate of glass in a picture frame they'd left in the floor, and felt so terrified to confess, that I went through their garage until I'd found another, replaced it, put the broken glass into the garage picture, and left it under a tool so the wife's husband would take the blame.

    My introverted brother and I used to dress up in coats and ski masks and sing Christmas carols outside of people's houses late at night until they turned their lights on and looked out....in July.

    I also once froze an entire youth group's underwear and left them out on the breakfast table and front lawn at a youth retreat after being deemed "too young" to go on the late night hike. There was never a feeling quite so terrifying and satisfying as hearing them all scream in horror from my locked room.
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    I tied a chew toy to a rope and tied the rope to my dogs collar and threw the chew toy over a tree branch so it hung down just out of my dogs reach. When he jumped up the toy went down. Even when he did catch it, the toy got pulled out of his mouth as he landed. This kept him entertained for awhile. He finally got bored and ran off which pulled the toy off the branch.

    Lesson learned: "Sometimes you get what you want when you finally give up"

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    I thought you were going to say you looked out to see him hanging by the tree, with a vice-like hold on the toy.

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    Me and a friend were skateboarding on an air force base... And there was a playground/park way at the other end of the base from where we were from. We wanted to go there, but the walk would be too long. Then I had the bright idea of saying we could cut through the air strip... Little did I calculate what a bad idea that was.

    About 5 minutes into it, a swarm of cop cars came up with their guns drawn and scared the crap out of us.. They took us in some building, and then even the base commander came in. Then our parents were called. Basically though, a jet fighter was trying to land, and spotted us, and had to pull out. I didn't even notice any planes. If it wasn't for him, we could have caused a huge accident (oh, that whole "death" thing).

    It was fun skateboarding on what was literally an ocean of concrete though... Never have done that since.

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