When I moved to a new school in year 2 I cried my eyes out. Cried for about 2 hours.
When I went to the dentist as a kid I cried my eyes out. The dentist gave up on trying to get my tooth out.
When I had to take an injection I cried my eyes out. 3 people had to hold me down to take it.
When I saw a lizard crawl down from a wall I cried my eyes out. I screamed the shit out of everyone around me.
When I saw a guy in a santa costume during christmas I cried shitless and people thought there was something wrong with the guy in the santa costume. I was just scared of him.
When I was 4 my older brother made me cry and I called the police to arrest him.
One time, while playing with camp fuel, I set a picnic table and all of our food on fire.
One time, my friends dared me to eat a piece of Elephant Ear, so I did. It tasted like water, until it started burning my throat.
One time, a friend and I were jumping off another friend's roof. He fractured a vertebrae.
One time, I decided to go ww kayaking in the middle of a cloudy night on an unfamiliar river, which was brown and running very high, with lots of logs everywhere, with a shitty headlamp and a buddy who does not fear death. I did not finish that one.
One time, I decided to go skinny-dipping in March with strep throat and a fever.
One time, I decided to just take off walking in a single direction to see where I would end up. That actually was pretty cool, except it was about 20 degrees F in the middle of the night, and I got really really lost.
One time, I thought it would be a good idea to turn donuts on a 4-wheeler in our neighbor's field. They were not happy about it.
One time I thought it would be a good idea to go to class while robotripping.
One time, I was playing with my dad's hunting knife like I had done many times before, and I sliced open my leg pretty good.
Eh I could make a long list. How far back am I supposed to go to qualify as a kid? Haha