Any other SPs able to make witty retorts or comments, at least in certain moments?
The other night my coworker was talking to this chick in another aisle and said that we didn't have the large jars of pickles anymore. He's kinda random so he looked toward me and said, "Justin knows all about that." I suddenly felt a moment of pure enlightenment, so I said, "Yeah, they don't allow the big pickles here anymore. Some pickles are just too big." My coworker visibly stifled laughter at this and she said, "Well why not? Is there any way I can get some?" So I said, "Well if you write down your name and number for me I'm sure your request can be fulfilled." And she was just like, "Whaaaat?" in shock. So I explained how if we don't have an item in stock anymore the manager likes us to write down peoples' info so we can maybe start ordering it, to which she relaxed again. :yim_rolling_on_the_
I also came up with a brilliant response to the played-out question, "Are you working hard or hardly working?" Before I knew what I was saying I quipped, "I'm working hard and it's hardly working!" And then said, "Wow, that was good. I gotta start using that!"
I'm sure you guys have plenty of examples. DO TELL!