My son has pirate treasure that someone told him was called pirate booty. I told him he has to always use pirate before booty and he asked why. I stupidly said if you didnt then it would just come out "I found the booty". then I proceeded to slap myself in the head while he cracked up laughing.
I want to be a dad!
I especially want a daughter, since I've grown up with two brothers all my life.
I dunno, I guess I'm at the stage where I really want to accomplish things, and having a daughter is one of them.