Other SP nightmares:
-Tell me all about your gruelling, long, difficult day for 30 minutes when I'm in a damn good mood
-Ask me how to fix a given problem and then cry foul at my proposed solution
-Tell me I'm not communicating if I'm talking at the detail level and you are in outer space in high-level utopia
Arrrrgggghhhhh!!!!! It's not easy being an Artisan Promoter!