I can't fit ALL the quotes that go in my sig in my sig, so once they have fallen out of my sig, they will go here.
Sometimes they'll go straight here, like straight-to-video movies. Those usually have the best nudity.
"Jeffster's such a pimp." -- nozflubber
"i love you jeffster!" -- scantilyclad
"Never leave your girlfriend alone with Jeffster " -- EffEmDoubleyou
"Jeffster is in charge of the dumb bimbos? I'm in!" -- MacGuffin
"Jeffster - Awesome = 0" -- The Liquid Laser
"I think Jeffster deserves the MBTIc man of the year award " -- Angry Ayrab
"Jeffster brings a smile to almost any thread he posts in." -- MissMurder
"Oh, Jeffster's here. We're one step closer to total fun infiltration." -- shortnsweet
"You MUST have only one quote in your signature for maximum impact." -- Jack Flak
"Tab A breathlessly inserted in Slot B. Little Tabs and Slots result. Repeat as desired." -- PinkPiranha
"Everybody's eating me lately. I don't get it. Why am I so delicious?" -- prplchknz
"I think boobs are rad." -- penelope
"Yes, I like to employ the full capacities of my mouth" -- Edgar