You are eating Fig Newtons and you are not currently fainting. However, I'm willing to bet that when you fainted in the presence of this ISTP on two separate occasions, there were NO Fig Newtons to be found in the general vicinity.
What I'm getting at, of course, is that Fig Newtons contain deswoonewtonose, a chemical compound that retards the fainting impulse. The next time you see this ISTP, check his car trunk. I predict you will find that he has bought up all the Fig Newtons from stores in your postal district in a nefarious plot to make you faint in his arms.
Of course, while they provide protection, Fig Netwons are gross. I recommend replacing them with Strawberry Newtons at your earliest convenience.
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Be happy we were around! I seem to have a 6th sense for noticing when something like that is about to happen, and...unlike some types, actually do something! My major save was catching someone that was falling backwards off a tall A-frame ladder....I'm very happy they were light.
AHA! A-frames ladders have joined the list of suspicious ISTP attracting/indicating objects along with cookies! What if I were to eat a cookie whilst standing upon an A-frame ladder?! What then! I suspect a rip in space-time.
eNFJ 4w3 sx/so 468 tritype
EII-Fi subtype, Ethical/Empath, Delta/Beta
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