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    Quote Originally Posted by Silently Honest View Post
    *grabs note from pink reads it*

    Wait, why didn't you just say this?
    Because... I blame Canada! And France! And the People's Republic of Central Africa! And 7-11!
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    You are eating Fig Newtons and you are not currently fainting. However, I'm willing to bet that when you fainted in the presence of this ISTP on two separate occasions, there were NO Fig Newtons to be found in the general vicinity.

    What I'm getting at, of course, is that Fig Newtons contain deswoonewtonose, a chemical compound that retards the fainting impulse. The next time you see this ISTP, check his car trunk. I predict you will find that he has bought up all the Fig Newtons from stores in your postal district in a nefarious plot to make you faint in his arms.

    Of course, while they provide protection, Fig Netwons are gross. I recommend replacing them with Strawberry Newtons at your earliest convenience.
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    FMW, you are a magnanimous and brilliant analyst. I consider myself saved, and am grateful for your timely advice. I have also replaced the Fig Newtons with Fig Newmans, gluten-free organic joy.
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    So can I have the cake then, instead of eating it at INTPc behind your back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkPiranha View Post
    FMW, you are a magnanimous and brilliant analyst. I consider myself saved, and am grateful for your timely advice. I have also replaced the Fig Newtons with Fig Newmans, gluten-free organic joy.
    Are those real? That is a tremendous pun. And think nothing of it. I emerge to help those in need and just as quickly slink back into the night. It's how I roll.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Paul Newman's fig cookies are the shizzle. I highly recommend them.

    *puts SH in a time-out corner*
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    Be happy we were around! I seem to have a 6th sense for noticing when something like that is about to happen, and...unlike some types, actually do something! My major save was catching someone that was falling backwards off a tall A-frame ladder....I'm very happy they were light.
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    AHA! A-frames ladders have joined the list of suspicious ISTP attracting/indicating objects along with cookies! What if I were to eat a cookie whilst standing upon an A-frame ladder?! What then! I suspect a rip in space-time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkPiranha View Post
    What then! I suspect a rip in space-time.
    And poof! You'll be surrounded by 30 istp's waiting for you to need to be caught.
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