[ESTJ] Why are ESTJs so common?

[Eugene Watson VIII]

Why are ESTJs so common? Why are ESTJs so common? Why are ESTJs so common?

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[Elfboy]

they're common because they're productive and typically make good leaders

 

[Amargith]

Coz they get shit done while being a pillar of the community = very succesful survival strategy.

 

[Eugene Watson VIII]

Mfw

 

[yeghor]

ESTJ ESTJ ESTJ

Perhaps it's a top selling, reliable model that delivers to needs of the average consumer in the race of survival...

Reliable, strong, a bit rough around the edges...get's the job done...

Like this:

 

[Haven]

Common where, exactly? Certainly not here.

 

[SD45T-2]

Common where, exactly? Certainly not here.

I don't think I have any ESTJ friends or acquaintances IRL either.

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

Because the architect aliens so designed it into human DNA. How fucked would society be if ESTJs comprised only, say, 1% of homo sapiens?

 

[ndovjtjcaqidthi]

Because the architect aliens so designed it into human DNA. How fucked would society be if ESTJs comprised only, say, 1% of homo sapiens?

It is very strange, isn't it? How it works out that way so perfectly?

 

[Nara]

Common where, exactly? Certainly not here.

Forums are made for theorizers committted to procrastination, which ESTJs are not.

 

[EJCC]

Because the architect aliens so designed it into human DNA. How fucked would society be if ESTJs comprised only, say, 1% of homo sapiens?

It is very strange, isn't it? How it works out that way so perfectly?

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

 

[Eugene Watson VIII]

 

[Cygnus]

Why are ESTJs so common? Why are ESTJs so common? Why are ESTJs so common?

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Now that's a BARGAIN!

Such medal................................................

..........................................Many assertive

Very top doge!

Because you can't spell Survival without Si.

 

[EJCC]

Because you can't spell Survival without Si.

Indeed.

The ESTJs who remain on the surface will face hoardes of zombies, mutants, Artisans, and ghastly combinations thereof. How will this highly organized type survive in a climate of mad chaos?

Good thing they are prepared.

At first ESTJs will hide out in their bunkers, listening to their radios and eating MREs skillfully prepared to look like TV dinners. Though dull, this period will be a good time for reassessing their goals in life, or rather, their goals for remaining alive. Many will just decide to live out the rest of their lives in their bunker, which has been prepared with no less than eighty years of supplies—and even a solar powered color TV! But these ultra-survivalists will be the exception, not the rule.

When it becomes apparent that the government is never coming back and that the army is not going to rescue them, ESTJs will grimly shoulder the responsibility for their own survival. These brave souls will head for the little enclaves of law and order that will nucleate around family-owned armanents factories. It will be a long and difficult trek, and many ESTJs will not survive. But on the bright side, those who make it will enjoy exceptional type development that would otherwise have taken them a lifetime to achieve...