Screw: ESTJ, b/c I can only imagine how competitive and intense Te-dom-on-Te-dom sex would be
Marry: ISFJ, b/c we'd complement each other well (Ahh dammit @tinker683 stole my answer!)
Cliff: ESFJ, b/c they're the odd one out. :/ Nothing against them personally. #awkward
06/13 10:51:03 five sounds: you!!!
06/13 10:51:08 shortnsweet: no you!!
06/13 10:51:12 shortnsweet: go do your things and my things too!
06/13 10:51:23 five sounds: oh hell naw
06/13 10:51:55 shortnsweet: !!!!
06/13 10:51:57 shortnsweet: (cries)
06/13 10:52:19 RiftsWRX: You two are like furbies stuck in a shoe box
Screw: ESFJ because their Fe would be sweet
Marry: ISFJ because they would be loyal and good at household chores
Cliff: ESTJ because of power plays
Wildcard: ISTJ because sometimes they can be like Hermione Granger but other times, they can be like Javert
5w6 or 9w1 sp/so/sx, I think