[SJ] SJ Random Thought Thread

[Agent Washington]

Are ghosts stupid or something? How can they not know they're dead?

there are more dead than living. assuming that ghosts came from dead people, we can assume that they're the norm and we're the anomaly....
maybe

they're the ones that are alive

 

[Forever]

there are more dead than living. assuming that ghosts came from dead people, we can assume that they're the norm and we're the anomaly....
maybe

they're the ones that are alive

It's like waking up after being knocked out, you don't know what's happening. I don't think the kidnapped automatically assume they're dead right?

 

[Agent Washington]

It's like waking up after being knocked out, you don't know what's happening. I don't think the kidnapped automatically assume they're dead right?

Exactly. Like, if they were used to dissociating, they could just be like, "I feel like I don't have a body? Oh, it's just another day of my life." I don't know if the afterlife is big on giving out paperwork, like, official certificates saying "U DEAD BRO"

...Coz
...It'd require paper

 

[Forever]

Exactly. Like, if they were used to dissociating, they could just be like, "I feel like I don't have a body? Oh, it's just another day of my life." I don't know if the afterlife is big on giving out paperwork, like, official certificates saying "U DEAD BRO"

...Coz
...It'd require paper

Yeah, that makes me wonder if there is a Dunder Mifflin in the ghostly realm? I mean the ghosts just can't have nothing right? I'd be down to talk to ghost Dwight.

 

[Agent Washington]

Yeah, that makes me wonder if there is a Dunder Mifflin in the ghostly realm? I mean the ghosts just can't have nothing right? I'd be down to talk to ghost Dwight.

Scott: I am dead inside.
Narrator: He is also dead outside.

 

[Forever]

Being an ESFJ feels awesome

 

[Agent Washington]

Being an ESFJ feels awesome

Welcome. As an ISTJ, I feel compelled to tell you that we will require you to fill in 100000 paperwork and try not to bribe us with a bright smile, because it probably will work.

*stamps and files the papers*

 

[Yama]

Where the fuck is my ESFJ revisited video.

 

[Tellenbach]

Don't bother with seeing "The Cure for Wellness". The trailer looks very interesting but the movie is a convoluted mess.

 

[Agent Washington]

If I see one more post about Si = traditions, I'm going to figure out a way to set a concept on fire.

 

[Korvinagor]

If I see one more post about Si = traditions, I'm going to figure out a way to set a concept on fire.

It could be worse - imagine a post about Si being equivalent to having a good memory. Goodness...

 

[Agent Washington]

It could be worse - imagine a post about Si being equivalent to having a good memory. Goodness...

OH MY GOD yes this hahaha


LISTEN IF I HAD SUPER GREAT MEMORY I WOULD NEVER FUCKING LET GO OF ANY OF THE GRUDGES I HAVE.

the world would be up in flames ...... ..... .

 

[EJCC]

Somehow still hungry even though I ate approx. my body weight in ramen earlier today.

 

[EJCC]

It could be worse - imagine a post about Si being equivalent to having a good memory. Goodness...

All the better to make Ns feel special, my dear!

 

[Korvinagor]

All the better to make Ns feel special, my dear!

Don't forget all those unofficial typings of fictional characters as Ns. We're so fragile and misunderstood that our egos need to be constantly boosted in ridiculous ways!

A character is interesting and has a complex personality? Certainly an N! And so on and so forth.

There's this absolutely ludicrous article on the web that's been around for a while, claiming that the N/S dichotomy was an indicator of intelligence. At least things seem to be changing now...

 

[Yama]

When will I find my cute ESTP boyfriend who smokes and wears black and rides motorcycles and is a badass who will beat people up for me and dotes on me

 

[Korvinagor]

When will I find my cute ESTP boyfriend who smokes and wears black and rides motorcycles and is a badass who will beat people up for me and dotes on me

Is cute really the word to describe someone like that...? Roguish, charming, and handsome, certainly...

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

Your professor didn't get around to posting the new syllabus yet.

Vacuum salesperson is going to knock on your door during dinner time.

Your regularly scheduled favorite program will be interrupted tonight by breaking news.


Sorry, felt like trolling the SJs tonight and shattering their worlds

 

[Yama]

Is cute really the word to describe someone like that...? Roguish, charming, and handsome, certainly...

To me they are cute I'll meet you at charming.

 

[Korvinagor]

To me they are cute I'll meet you at charming.

Egad! I didn't mean it like that!

Well, I can certainly see how they could have the potential to be adorable...