I am serious.
Still, I realized that (and hand you a skin soothing lotion for the whip marks)
But, after reading the exchange between you and Raz, and then between you and I, seemed like you just didn´t understand a thing of what we have posted. There is a (very) thin line between joking about something and being stubborn, which you crossed, in my opinion.
Messing with an SJ is not a good idea (and I don´t want to sound like a Mafia boss). Our no-nonsense mindset leads to this kind of situations, in which I find myself at work or University projects quite often.