I'd like to turn in my F and get T in its place. (in reality, all I get is tea...) Then I could be an ISTP, which would be lots of fun for me.
Then I could also turn in my I and get an E and really enjoy being an ESTP...
After that, I could replace the P with a J and be an ESTJ boss, without my usual indecisiveness.
And then I could replace the S with an N and be and ENTJ, which would make me invincible!
I've got it all planned out!!!
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout. Every time I steam up, I give a shout. Just tip me over and pour me out.