Why is it so hard to take you guys seriously? If you're telling a joke, why do I have such a hard time realizing you're only joking?
Not trolling. No offense, but possible ESTJs I've met have little inflection in their voices. They say something like "yeah dude, I was totally smoking crack in there" and I can't tell if they were seriously smoking crack or if their jokes just sound really serious.
Can't tell if contradiction is a typo, or trolling...
(And drugs is just an example, I don't think ESTJs in general are at all likely to take drugs. Probably least likely of the types actually.)