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    inside the lines EJCC's Avatar
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    Are there any more questions?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nørrsken impersonating EJCC
    It's strange. I keep banning morons, but they keep signing up? What is this?
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    want to ask me something? go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Are there any more questions?
    How can I go about enslaving an ESTJ?
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    ^ Convince him it's what his parents/leaders/community role models/cultural standards would want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simulatedworld View Post
    ^ Convince him it's what his parents/leaders/community role models/cultural standards would want.
    interesting... I want to try this
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    Dear ESTJ,

    what do I do, if I am stranded in a foreign town, 100 miles away from home, got no money to make a call, my cell phone is empty aswell and my bus ticket license has expired by March, last year ? And I am currently standing in the corner of a street, only wearing briefs, being slightly intoxicated and fearing if I may turn to the police right now they gonna send me to mental health ?

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    Dear ESTJ,

    I am standing across the street from Entropie with nothing more than a swiss army knife in my pockets. He looks at me with a maniacle deathly stare. I fear for my life. I peer to all directions, but I am cut off, the only way out is to go past Entropie. What do I do?
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    Would an ESTJ let me have a messy lab if I keep the door closed? (more serious than it looks)
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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    How can I go about enslaving an ESTJ?
    Start by gaining their trust. Then subtly manipulate them. Then go from there. Ease into it. They're gullible - it'll work out.
    Wait... why am I helping you? Oh god! I've said too much! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Quote Originally Posted by entropie View Post
    Dear ESTJ,

    what do I do, if I am stranded in a foreign town, 100 miles away from home, got no money to make a call, my cell phone is empty aswell and my bus ticket license has expired by March, last year ? And I am currently standing in the corner of a street, only wearing briefs, being slightly intoxicated and fearing if I may turn to the police right now they gonna send me to mental health ?
    If it's daytime, siddown on the street and beg for change. If that works, use your coinage to go to the Goodwill or an equivalent store and buy some clothes. Use remaining coins for a phone call. Then you should be good.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffywolf View Post
    Dear ESTJ,

    I am standing across the street from Entropie with nothing more than a swiss army knife in my pockets. He looks at me with a maniacle deathly stare. I fear for my life. I peer to all directions, but I am cut off, the only way out is to go past Entropie. What do I do?
    (edited. Why do I keep misreading stuff and answering incoherently? Grr.)
    Yell and point: "Hey look over there! Free beer!" As he looks in that direction, run past him. If he chases you, duck down and get him in the leg with the knife. That should slow him down enough for you to lose him

    Quote Originally Posted by runvardh View Post
    Would an ESTJ let me have a messy lab if I keep the door closed? (more serious than it looks)
    Depends on how messy it is. If it's messy enough that they worry about your work quality, then they probably wouldn't let you. If it's just a little bit messy, and the mess is contained in areas that won't mess your work up, then sure. But mostly, it depends on how obsessive the ESTJ you're talking about actually is. If it really concerns you, I'd keep the door closed just to be safe. Maybe if you cleaned up just a bit, or even just moved the clutter out of your way?
    Last edited by EJCC; 06-19-2009 at 02:10 AM. Reason: Forgot who had the swiss army knife
    Quote Originally Posted by Nørrsken impersonating EJCC
    It's strange. I keep banning morons, but they keep signing up? What is this?
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    lawful good (D&D) / ravenclaw + wampus (HP) / boros legion (M:TG)
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    want to ask me something? go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Depends on how messy it is. If it's messy enough that they worry about your work quality, then they probably wouldn't let you. If it's just a little bit messy, and the mess is contained in areas that won't mess your work up, then sure. But mostly, it depends on how obsessive the ESTJ you're talking about actually is. If it really concerns you, I'd keep the door closed just to be safe. Maybe if you cleaned up just a bit, or even just moved the clutter out of your way?
    OK. How much would I be allowed to spend on shelves if it would help?
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    There's this ESTP running around here with a really similar username to yours, and you've drawn my attention to how much more respectful ESTJs tend to be, and I appreciate that.
    If you could be anything you want, I bet you'd be disappointed--am I right?

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