-When the traffic enforcement police(most are SJs) follow you, pull into a fast-food drive-through or bank teller window...They hate this as they can't harass you there. Banks would be furious...and McDonald's would file a complaint.
-Talk deep theory...they can't follow
-Argue with someone for sport (they try to shut it down), and if you're doing this laughing, they try even harder to enforce their principles on you
-Move their shoes
-Tell them you're going to do something at a specific time and then be seen doing something else elsewhere at the agreed upon time
-Be generally disagreeable
"..And the eight and final rule: If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight."
'Men are meant to be with women. The rest is perversion and mental illness.'
I used exact same quote when I met my ISTJ few weeks ago...he was like: "what do you mean???!!!" what??!!!"
it works! for some reason, SJs really HATE the notion that they can be figured out quickly....
- One day while they're at work, steal their spare key and move their car to a different location in the same parking lot.
dude, that reminds me of what we would do in high school to the Coaches' car: get like, 6 guys, 200 pounds or more, and you can LIFT that son of a bitch. Other than relocating it to another parking lot (which we often did), turning it around 180 degrees and moving it one lane over to see if they notice is a trip
I wonder why is that? maybe some SJ can answer this?
I don't hate the fact that someone claims they've "figured me out quickly." It just seems like an impossible thing to do, there's just no way it can be done. (I guess this is a different kind of "figuring out" someone than being judgmental.)