[SJ] SJs & sex

[illume]

Nope.

The horny guy whose wife only wants sex three times a year?? Don't kid yourself!! I have had friends who told me that they hated having sex with their husbands..... Twice a year was enough for them.

 

[Little Linguist]

Yes, good grief...

See, and who says ENFPs and ISTJs are not compatible...Hell I've agreed more with you and Peguy than anyone else.

 

[Cimarron]

He had very limited experience before we met and he was in his early 30's at the time. He does not discuss sex with others.

Don't know about libido, but this part sounds like myself. I don't like to talk with even the most trusted friends about sex, really. But the thread seems to be demonstrating that trend pretty well already.

 

[Little Linguist]

The horny guy whose wife only wants sex three times a year?? Don't kid yourself!! I have had friends who told me that they hated having sex with their husbands..... Twice a year was enough for them.

I think that's a rather *extreme* case, don't you?

 

[MacGuffin]

Define 'suck in bed.'

(Just because my Te is now activated).

Nahhhh, just kidding. But seriously, dude, you're being silly.

Do you read Savage Love?

Dan Savage (and his readers) coined an acronym: GGG

GGG stands for "good, giving, and game," which is what we should all strive to be for our sex partners. Think "good in bed," "giving equal time and equal pleasure," and "game for anything—within reason."

I'm starting to get the impression a bunch of you aren't good lovers.

I find your posts boring.

I better call the burn unit. I just got burnt!

 

[Bella]

The horny guy whose wife only wants sex three times a year?? Don't kid yourself!! I have had friends who told me that they hated having sex with their husbands..... Twice a year was enough for them.

That usually has very little to do with sex. They probably get treated badly.

 

[Sniffles]

Good grief, does anyone have any proof for any of these odd conjectures that are floating around like marmelade clouds on a powder puff?

Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury,

As prosecutor, I MacGuffin, would like to present these exhibits to the court.

Exhibit A: a written avadivit by some random schmuck showing that yes indeed boring people are indeed boring.

Exhibit B: my own written testimony to Officer Brown that further confirms that boring people are boring.

Exhibit C: These video samples showing boring people having intercourse. Just notice how boring they are in bed.

Your honour, the prosecution rests.

 

[Little Linguist]

Do you read Savage Love?

Dan Savage (and his readers) coined an acronym: GGG



I'm starting to get the impression a bunch of you aren't good lovers.






I better call the burn unit. I just got burnt!

I don't know if it is a *good* thing or a *bad* thing that I totally don't even know what you mean by that.

That usually has very little to do with sex. They probably get treated badly.

That's what I was thinking.

 

[Bella]

See, and who says ENFPs and ISTJs are not compatible...Hell I've agreed more with you and Peguy than anyone else.

Oh, I didn't even realize we're supposed to be incompatible...

 

[Little Linguist]

Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury,

As prosecutor, I MacGuffin, would like to present these exhibits to the court.

Exhibit A: a written avadivit by some random schmuck showing that yes indeed boring people are indeed boring.

Exhibit B: my own written testimony to Officer Brown that further confirms that boring people are boring.

Exhibit C: These video samples showing boring people having intercourse. Just notice how boring they are in bed.

Your honour, the prosecution rests.

HAHAHA! Now *that* is what I'm *talking* about!!!!!

Is it?

Just for the record, I was talking about the other folks...

 

[FDG]

The horny guy whose wife only wants sex three times a year?? Don't kid yourself!! I have had friends who told me that they hated having sex with their husbands..... Twice a year was enough for them.

Okay, but this unspecific to MBTI. It may happen to any type.

 

[Little Linguist]

Oh, I didn't even realize we're supposed to be incompatible...

Well I say we are, so we are!

(Now there's logic for ya!!!)

 

[Bella]

Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury,

As prosecutor, I MacGuffin, would like to present these exhibits to the court.

Exhibit A: a written avadivit by some random schmuck showing that yes indeed boring people are indeed boring.

Exhibit B: my own written testimony to Officer Brown that further confirms that boring people are boring.

Exhibit C: These video samples showing boring people having intercourse. Just notice how boring they are in bed.

Your honour, the prosecution rests.

LOL!

 

[Sniffles]

I better call the burn unit. I just got burnt!

Hey Maw, bring the youngin's. We're having BBQ MacGuffin for dinner!

 

[MacGuffin]

Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury,

As prosecutor, I MacGuffin, would like to present these exhibits to the court.

Exhibit A: a written avadivit by some random schmuck showing that yes indeed boring people are indeed boring.

Exhibit B: my own written testimony to Officer Brown that further confirms that boring people are boring.

Exhibit C: These video samples showing boring people having intercourse. Just notice how boring they are in bed.

Your honour, the prosecution rests.

Thank you.

I'd also like to add, if you are boring in bed, please stop reading this thread and do something constructive with your time.

 

[Little Linguist]

Thank you.

I'd also like to add, if you are boring in bed, please stop reading this thread and do something constructive with your time.

Pfft - I could say something, but I will do something that doesn't happen very often - and restrain myself.

 

[Sniffles]

Thank you.

I'd also like to add, if you are boring in bed, please stop reading this thread and do something constructive with your time.

Then why are you still posting here? Go do something constructive with your time!

 

[Little Linguist]

LOL!

He's great, isn't he??? I cracked up laughing. Gotta love it.

 

[Little Linguist]

Then why are you still posting here? Go do something constructive with your time!

HA!!!!!! You said it for me!!!!!!!! Muahhahahahhahahhahaha!

 

[Bella]

uh-huh