Synarch, bro... you don't need to worry... Out of all types, we (ENxP's) is the best at cracking them INTJ's. Honestly, I know many in my life and they love us, because we can show intrest in anything (even them), and we love them (because they are wierd, creepy and self pleasing).
It's BAD. Now come back to the INTJ cave with the rest of us. You know you want to. ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
I was going to suggest you tell em you're an 20yo chicky who really wants to meet a intelligent ENxP fella just to watch 'em jump but then I realised I really wouldn't want to see that and you are indeed right, I just shouldn't be here.