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    Red face Dear Google

    Dear Google,

    You're so smart. I love you. I wanted to see a trailer for the new movie W, you know, the one about George W. Bush (of course you know, you're Google!) and I typed "w" into your search field (where I always feel welcome, thank you) and BAM, the first result that popped up was a link to the movie. And right next to it, you sneaky bastard, was a link to a trailer.

    Well, you have really outdone yourself this time, Google. I'm glad to say I'm your friend, though I sometimes wish we could be more than friends. But that's not possible right now because I'm dating somehow and because you're a computer program. If you were a girl, I think we would have a lot to talk about. Do you think you'd be a vegetarian too? I think you would, because you're Google, and you're awesome like that.

    Sincerely,
    Edahn

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    Edahn's obviously overworked...
    yesiknowimamiserablegrouchnowgoawayovmeleor

    It's Mizzz ST, thank you...

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    ..and people ask him for relationship advice?

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    I am another fan of the site. It's my home page, mainly because I use it several times a day, from checking my spelling of words when I type, to what movie I want to go see, I use it for everything and rarely don't get the results desired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluemonday View Post
    ..and people ask him for relationship advice?
    The Google and I have an excellent relationship, my friend.

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    Google sent me a PM telling me how uncomfortable your queries make him feel.

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    I agree, Google is awesome, and I will continue to say that as long as they continue on the path towards world domination...

    ...there are cameras... everywhere.



    For Edahn, the unholy offspring of Google:

    http://www.typologycentral.com/forum...nd-iphone.html

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    Sounds like true love there, Edahn. You're all Googley-eyed.

    Just to make you jealous, my email, IM, desktop, and numerous other software utilities are all Googled. Google knows all my secrets.

    and now they're indexed for the whole world to find them easier

    Quote Originally Posted by disregard View Post
    Google sent me a PM telling me how uncomfortable your queries make him feel.

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    Well, I use a google browser.



    ha ha ha!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by disregard View Post
    Google sent me a PM telling me how uncomfortable your queries make him feel.
    That's just Google messin' with ya. It's a joke, disregard. Sheesh.

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