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[NT] Dear Google

ThatsWhatHeSaid

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Dear Google,

You're so smart. I love you. I wanted to see a trailer for the new movie W, you know, the one about George W. Bush (of course you know, you're Google!) and I typed "w" into your search field (where I always feel welcome, thank you) and BAM, the first result that popped up was a link to the movie. And right next to it, you sneaky bastard, was a link to a trailer.

Well, you have really outdone yourself this time, Google. I'm glad to say I'm your friend, though I sometimes wish we could be more than friends. But that's not possible right now because I'm dating somehow and because you're a computer program. If you were a girl, I think we would have a lot to talk about. Do you think you'd be a vegetarian too? I think you would, because you're Google, and you're awesome like that.

Sincerely,
Edahn
 

Salomé

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..and people ask him for relationship advice?
 

kyuuei

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I am another fan of the site. It's my home page, mainly because I use it several times a day, from checking my spelling of words when I type, to what movie I want to go see, I use it for everything and rarely don't get the results desired.
 

disregard

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Google sent me a PM telling me how uncomfortable your queries make him feel.
 

JAVO

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Sounds like true love there, Edahn. You're all Googley-eyed.

Just to make you jealous, my email, IM, desktop, and numerous other software utilities are all Googled. Google knows all my secrets.

and now they're indexed for the whole world to find them easier

Google sent me a PM telling me how uncomfortable your queries make him feel.
:laugh:
 

disregard

mrs
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Well, I use a google browser.

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ha ha ha!!!
 

Jeffster

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Dear Edahn,

Find the lowest prices on George W. Bush at amazon.com

Buy trailers online at UncleJerrysTrailersUSA.com

Find friends at ohmygodimsolonely.com

Find great deals on vegetarian at beetsnotmeats.com

Sincerely,

Google
 

GinKuusouka

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:ohmy: I think I'm laughing so hard that I may forget to breathe... :rofl1:
 

Valiant

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Google rocks ^^ The browser in particular. Love it.
 

Chemgrl82

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Dear Google,

You're so smart. I love you. I wanted to see a trailer for the new movie W, you know, the one about George W. Bush (of course you know, you're Google!) and I typed "w" into your search field (where I always feel welcome, thank you) and BAM, the first result that popped up was a link to the movie. And right next to it, you sneaky bastard, was a link to a trailer.

Well, you have really outdone yourself this time, Google. I'm glad to say I'm your friend, though I sometimes wish we could be more than friends. But that's not possible right now because I'm dating somehow and because you're a computer program. If you were a girl, I think we would have a lot to talk about. Do you think you'd be a vegetarian too? I think you would, because you're Google, and you're awesome like that.

Sincerely,
Edahn

Dear Edahn,

Find the lowest prices on George W. Bush at amazon.com

Buy trailers online at UncleJerrysTrailersUSA.com

Find friends at ohmygodimsolonely.com

Find great deals on vegetarian at beetsnotmeats.com

Sincerely,

Google

:happy0065:

The perfect romance. I'll dream swell tonight. Thank you, both.
 

GargoylesLegacy

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(...)Well, you have really outdone yourself this time, Google. I'm glad to say I'm your friend, though I sometimes wish we could be more than friends. But that's not possible right now because I'm dating somehow and because you're a computer program. If you were a girl, I think we would have a lot to talk about. Do you think you'd be a vegetarian too? I think you would, because you're Google, and you're awesome like that.(...)
*LMAO* You just cracked me up! :rofl1:
Now this is the VERY BEST Loveletter (to Google) I have ever seen. You should post more of those. You totally rock. :D
 
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