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    Quote Originally Posted by bananatrombones View Post
    Wrong! I did it last night between dinner courses. The wife was quite frankly amazed.
    And the logic just flew right out the window...

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    When a group of INT's gang up on you in an argument, it usually ends with you feeling very, very empty. Happened to my friend.
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    "A man who only drinks water has a secret to hide from his fellow-men" -Baudelaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by bananatrombones View Post
    Wrong! I did it last night between dinner courses. The wife was quite frankly amazed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Angry Ayrab View Post
    And the logic just flew right out the window...
    "Wenn der Braten ganz schlecht war diskutierten wir uber die Existenz Gottes. Der liebe Gott hatte aber immer die Majoritat. Nur drei von der Tischgenossenschaft waren atheistisch gesinnt; aber auch diese liessen sich uberreden, wenn wir wenigstens guten Kase zum Dessert bekamen. Der eifrigste Deist war der kleine Simson, und wenn er mit dem langen Vanpitter uber die Existenz Gottes diskutierte, wurde er zuweilen hochst argerlich, lief im Zimmer auf und ab, und schrie bestandig: »Das ist bei Gott nicht erlaubt!« Der lange Vanpitter, ein magerer Friese, dessen Seele so ruhig wie das Wasser in einem hollandischen Kanal, und dessen Worte sich ruhig hinzogen wie eine Trekschuite, holte seine Argumente aus der deutschen Philosophie, womit man sich damals in Leiden stark beschaftigte. Er spottelte über die engen Kopfe, die dem lieben Gott eine Privatexistenz zuschreiben, er beschuldigte sie sogar der Blasphemie, indem sie Gott mit Weisheit, Gerechtigkeit, Liebe und ahnlichen menschlichen Eigenschaften versahen, die sich gar nicht fur ihn schickten; denn diese Eigenschaften seien gewissermassen die Negation von menschlichen Gebrechen, da wir sie nur als Gegensatz zu menschlicher Dummheit, Ungerechtigkeit und Hass aufgefasst haben.

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    wow, thanks for translating, that was some real good stuff, especially the braten.

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    Here's reasoning you might enjoy, Blackmail.

    Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kurstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nurnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shonendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
    Why do we always come here?

    I guess we'll never know.

    It's like a kind of torture,
    To have to watch this show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackmail! View Post
    "Wenn der Braten ganz schlecht war diskutierten wir uber die Existenz Gottes. Der liebe Gott hatte aber immer die Majoritat. Nur drei von der Tischgenossenschaft waren atheistisch gesinnt; aber auch diese liessen sich uberreden, wenn wir wenigstens guten Kase zum Dessert bekamen. Der eifrigste Deist war der kleine Simson, und wenn er mit dem langen Vanpitter uber die Existenz Gottes diskutierte, wurde er zuweilen hochst argerlich, lief im Zimmer auf und ab, und schrie bestandig
    Actually it was after a rather poor roast beef but before being redeemed by the cheesecake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bananatrombones View Post
    Actually it was after a rather poor roast beef but before being redeemed by the the cheesecake.
    Exactly!!!

    Heine was a delightful writer, full of wit and humor.

    Here is an Israeli joke (Variant):


    Do Israelis believe in G.d?

    Depends.

    If his soccer team has won, he believes in Him.
    If they have lost, well...
    "A man who only drinks water has a secret to hide from his fellow-men" -Baudelaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mort Belfry View Post
    Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kurstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nurnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shonendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
    Oh. That's an old one. (About 40 years old, as a matter of fact.)

    Better call The Bishop.
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    Geez this thread is making me hungry... sausage and sauerkraut comin up for sure.

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