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  1. #861
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    My bedroom is a disaster area, I literally have to walk over objects to get to my clothes in my dresser. It's like an obstacle course. My friends and family can't understand how I could live like that (all sensors), but what they don't understand is that I don't care and I know where everything is.

    Crashing into things/knocking things over. It's like I have no coordination whatsoever. I don't understand how people become dancers.

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    Se. That wonderful thing that apparently makes not-me people not forget their most valuable possesions when they're in plain sight and notice what is in front of their face.

    I have vaguely enough tertiary Si to seriously mind not having my favorite pen (could also be a sp thing), but sadly not enough to accurately remember where I put it. I did find it again but it was humilliating, because it was right on the very table I'd sat on the day I lost it. It didn't even fall down or anything.

    One day me and my SO - an INTJ - noticed a fairly remote public toilet that he thought seemed like a great makeout spot, so we stayed there for a bit. Sometime during the process, he noticed something tumbling out of his jacket pocket, he grabbed some of it and stuffed it right back.

    We leave, head back, but then when we were back in town, we both notice that both out wallets are gone.
    All the time he was convinced that it must've fallen out in the bus but we asked the bus drivers, recapitulated our steps, niente!
    He was beginning to consider that we might have been robbed and should call the police, ("Not likely we don't have the slightest clue when it happened or proof that it was even stolen, we didn't buy anything or talk to anyone"), it was basically a nightmare scenario because we were on vacation and that was the money for our trip back home, also we'd have to redo the paperwork for our IDs and everything...

    Then, just as a last resort/ somethin to try before giving up, I suggested we take a bus back to where

    ...and there they were, both wallets! They were in plain sight, on a white floor we noticed right as we walked back in!

    Yet we must've walked right past them earlier.

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    In Sports- I can see my opponent, and I can also know what they are going to do; but for some reason I'm slow to react. I envy my SP friends who are great at anticipation and coordination. #SeEnvy

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    D-d-d-double kill follows.

    I'd started to leave the room after I'd given a presentation. I accidentally left my satchel in my seat. The guy who comes in after me points right at it and says -- "Hey, you forgot your, uhm.. uh.. mmm... bag!"

    So I forgot the one thing that I brought in, and he forgot the word "bag." Nice.
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    "Just as jet fuel cannot melt steel beams, so too cannot the unshakeable pillars of Truthtology ever be shaken, whether by man, nature, or evidence."
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    me: *stands up from desk* i need to go do something.
    me: ...
    me: *sits back down* can't remember what tho.

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    Other day

    Me: omg why wont my car start! *Curses furiously*

    Me:Think frosty think... Why wont the car start. Why wont the car start.

    Like a minute later

    Me: oh! I forgot my keys!

    Things like this arent even a daily occurance, more like an hourly one... If not more frequent.

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    i stubbed my toe on a chair today SO OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT ESFP OK???
    7w6 - 2w3 - 8w7 sx/so

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    The other day I was looking for my wallet in the fridge and I was wondering why I couldn't find it.



    Autopilot can be quite a tricky thing.
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    1) Reading a history book, page 5. Meanwhile, in my mind:
    "If a plane flies OVER the city is because it flies above the limit of the city. If not, it would fly THROUGH it. So, what is the limit of the city? The tallest skyscraper? And birds flying over the skyscraper would not be in the city below..."
    I look back at the book, I'm on page 28.

    2) "I'm hungry, I'll see what I have in the fridge." I go to the fridge. "What am I doing here?" I go back to my desk. Five minutes later: "I'm hungry, I'll see what I have in the fridge." (maybe that's early Alzheimer's?)

    3) Sitting in an isolated landscape, thinking, when I hear a voice near me: "... and that's what happened". An I'm like "when did you arrive??". I never notice what's around me unless it's ridiculous enough for my INTP radar to notice it, until it's too near to do anything about it.

    I'm the epitome of sensotard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chanaynay View Post
    i stubbed my toe on a chair today SO OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT ESFP OK???
    I tripped over my laptop charger epically today.
    So dust off your fuck me pumps
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