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    The Memes Justify the End EcK's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    Turning around & hitting yourself in the face with the cabinet door you JUST opened.

    ..on more than one occasion

    Sometime in the last month or two:





    . . . just now.




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    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
    Richard Feynman's last recorded words

    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
    Mencius (Meng-Tse), 4th century BCE

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    Quote Originally Posted by EcK View Post
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    Oh god.

    I always get those "do you feel safe at home?" questions from doctors when I show up with random bruises, as it is.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Single shot choking espresso
    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
    ~ Elbert Hubbard

    Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.

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    Trying to search for my spectacles while I'm wearing them.

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    *Waving pencil around furiously* Where the fuck is my pencil?!
    Yes even sensors have these.
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    I carry two bags of everything to work, and still manage to forget my phone.
    I cannot put anything away because I'll never find it again.
    I wear clothing tags on new jeans. To work. Even when I try to find them all.
    I have perfected the fine art of balancing "fire hazard" with "lived in"
    I don't let colleagues see my flat because I'm afraid they'll think less of me.
    I get in the shower and forget to wash my hair. Twice.

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    Goes to the cinema, gets there, cinema is closed.

    Drives to the next one. Eats something in a restaurant. Goes to the cinema, books, realises no 3D specs, "Ah I realised I forgot it in the car". Goes to fetch them in the car. Books ticket, no member club card to get discount. Goes back to car to find the card. Gets to car, finds it, bails. Pointless evening.

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    When I was about three, I was afraid of putting my hands behind my back because of one time when I did and something touched my right hand even though I was in open space. It eventually clicked that it was just my left hand.

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    Last night- needed to eat something w/meds.
    Grabbed some almonds, grabbed my meds: an almond-sized tablet.
    Mindlessly chomped a few almonds.
    Chewed pill by accident.
    Had to swallow it/not waste it.

    Not the 1st time it's happened. Probably not the last.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.
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    To here knows when... Odi et Amo's Avatar
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    "Where are my red chinos?"
    -looks down-
    Solitude
    Comes just as it goes
    Goes as just its umbra
    Comes


    “Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”
    ― Albert Camus

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