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    I have my moments, even as an ESTP.

    For example. The other day I burned my fingers because I thought the broiler was actually just the "tray drawer" despite the jets of fire coming out of the drawer after I openned it.

    Also common, taking my foot off the brake peddle and slowly rolling into the car behind me only to be awakened when they honk.

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    Falcarius was sending rejection letters for prospective PhD candidates at the university he works for, when he messed up his copy-and-paste in doing so he accidentally made two of the rejected candidates a couple. He thinks it was either having a sensotard moment or some subconscious attempt at world peace; the candidates were an Israeli and Iranian.

    Either way, it would make a interesting dissertation. Falcarius could just imagine it being called something like: 'Psychological anthropology of matchmaking on world peace'; maybe if the two candidates actually wrote it they would have got a place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinite Bubble View Post
    Today I put an empty yogurt pot on the side, and the spoon in the bin. I also keep catching my sleeve on door handles as I walk past. The chances!
    Ah I do both of those far too often.

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    Not long ago, I realized I was pretty cold a few hours after I got dressed. I soon realized that this was because I was wearing a short sleeved shirt in February (maybe early March).
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    My entire life is like a sensotard moment. Anyway, today, my boyfriend mentioned something to me about how he promised he would move his stuff that's apparently been in the middle of the counter for a week. I hadn't noticed it.

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    This.



    (This mom = definitely an NTP!)

    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?


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    I was starting to get anxious/paranoid because my friend with the same 1st name & same 1st initial in her surname stopped answering my emails kind of abruptly.
    I hate wondering if I somehow offended someone, or...

    Then I look at my inbox.

    I sent half of my responses meant for her to myself by accident.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Turning around & hitting yourself in the face with the cabinet door you JUST opened.

    ..on more than one occasion

    Sometime in the last month or two:





    . . . just now.




    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    From late last week, in a gathering of co-workers:

    Me (looking around): "So I guess I'm the only researcher here..."
    Fellow researcher: "I am literally standing right next to you."

    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?


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    I dunno if this counts as a sensotard moment or just a Lex's jinx moment..

    drying a dinnerplate last night (not too long after I walked into the cabinet door as posted above)- the plate (one advertised as break/chip resistant).. fell right outta my hands and shattered in tiny tiny pieces. Not 'slipped from my fingers due to moisture' - it was essentially dry. Just wasn't in my hands anymore, suddenly. The shards covered kitchen floor, and some carpet outside the kitchen. Even somehow ended up on the countertop. It was more like an explosion. I've never had a plate fragment that much on impact.. Usually it's like, 3-4 biggish chunks of broken pieces.

    Miraculously I didn't cut myself for once, haha.

    break resistant.jpg

    (swept up catfood/crumbs Jack threw everywhere earlier while I was at it.. messy eater)
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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