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    Senior Member Kyrielle's Avatar
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    I've run into a mailbox on my bike while turning my head to see what my friend was saying, when my friend was saying "Look out for that mailbox!"

    On the highway, I sometimes swerve a bit because I was trying to look at the cows in the field I'm driving by and have forgotten that I'm the one driving.

    I've tried to put eyedrops in without taking off the cap and then getting confused and trying to unblock the nozzle, finally throwing the eyedrops at the floor and THEN realising the cap was on.

    I'll try to reach into [insert container type here] while the lid is on several times before I understand why my hand keeps hitting something.

    I've walked into doors, doorframes, door knobs multiple times.

    I don't recognise people until they are right in front of me and waving frantically.
    "I took the one less traveled by,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nocapszy View Post
    These could also be T-tarded moments.
    they could indeed, tho I'm fairly certain the issues were due to lack of noticing things, as opposed to not knowing what to do about noticed things...
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    Quote Originally Posted by substitute View Post
    I was gonna say Grayscale, imagine living your entire life as one constant stream of those moments... haha
    i dont even wanna think about that

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    might be harder to figure out what would qualify as an intuitard moment for a parallel thread...
    Ils se d�merdent, les mecs: trop bon, trop con..................................MY BLOG!

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    I do this a lot but this is my favorite;

    I was catching a connecting flight with my boys. They were about 1 and 5 at the time. The first plane was late and I was hurrying. At one point I stopped and asked my oldest..where is your brother?? I was freaking out. OMG where is my baby?

    Mama?
    What? I gotta find your brother!
    Mama...he's right there.<pointing>

    I was holding him in my left arm the entire time. He was looking at me like

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    I almost forgot to grab my umbrella when I walked out of a locked room today.

    I once left the house out of the back door, completely forgetting that the front door was wide open. It stayed like that all day long. Fortunately, no one stole anything. Starla still gives me hell for it, calls me an airhead.

    The other day I was filling a bucket for the fishtank, and left the room. Five minutes later I realized it was overflowing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substitute View Post
    might be harder to figure out what would qualify as an intuitard moment for a parallel thread...
    98 percent of the time that I'm reading this forum, it's an "intuitard moment."
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhinosaur View Post
    I almost forgot to grab my umbrella when I walked out of a locked room today.
    Is that the best you got?? :steam:
    Sir, you live a positively charmed life!!
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    I've also put my second pair of glasses on -- right on top of my first pair, not realizing I was already wearing a pair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart View Post
    Looking for my glasses and they are on my face.
    Heh, I know that one well.

    I'm very good at finding reasons to put stuff in the fridge: stuffed animals, textbooks, my toothbrush... Normally I manage to catch myself before I leave it in there (especially when things like textbooks block the door from closing), but I remember spending about ten minutes or so looking for my stupid toothbrush before I realized what happened.
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