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    A few months ago I couldn't find my purse/backpack hybrid thing. This was a problem, because I had cash, my bank card, my bus pass and my ID in there. I looked for it all over the house for two days, and became convinced I'd left it somewhere when I was out and I'd never get my stuff back.

    I finally found it...underneath my mattress. I had taken the mattress off and laid it on the floor a couple days before, so that my dog could lay beside me on it for a while. (She's getting older and experiencing some stiffness in her joints, so she has a hard time jumping up like she used to). Apparently I had put my purse on the box-spring at some point, then replaced my mattress on top of it without noticing it. Then I had slept on it for two nights without feeling a thing.

    I'd be a terrible princess in "The Princess and the Pea".

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    at soccer the other day I was looking around frantically for my other shin guard after putting one on. I was convinced the other one fell out of my bag somewhere.

    Nope, I had already put both on. How I managed to forget that, I have no idea. It took me a good 2 minutes to figure it out, too.
    -end of thread-

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortnsweet View Post
    haha, I was wondering about the girl in the front of that 10 car pileup yesterday who drove off half grinning with her muffler falling off.
    How dare you bring up memories of that day a few months back when my radio was playing these really loud sirens and helicopters started attacking me out of nowhere for no reason.....


    I think one of the worst cases I've had lately is microwaving the same thing over and over because I forgot I did already and one time didn't realize it until I burnt my fingers off with the lava mess I created.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaLuminosity View Post
    How dare you bring up memories of that day a few months back when my radio was playing these really loud sirens and helicopters started attacking me out of nowhere for no reason.....


    I think one of the worst cases I've had lately is microwaving the same thing over and over because I forgot I did already and one time didn't realize it until I burnt my fingers off with the lava mess I created.
    You are such a victim, Luna. The world is a cruel place.

    Last night I was editing something I wrote a couple of weeks ago and realized that the blurb I wrote dropped off mid-sentence. I didn't remember where I was going with the sentence or the idea so I had to delete a bunch so that it would make sense.
    06/13 10:51:03 five sounds: you!!!
    06/13 10:51:08 shortnsweet: no you!!
    06/13 10:51:12 shortnsweet: go do your things and my things too!
    06/13 10:51:23 five sounds: oh hell naw
    06/13 10:51:55 shortnsweet: !!!!
    06/13 10:51:57 shortnsweet: (cries)
    06/13 10:52:19 RiftsWRX: You two are like furbies stuck in a shoe box

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    It's only after 5 years that I discovered that a building I used to have class in for 4 years had more than 2 floors.

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    Numerous times I've went to the store and got in the line to purchase something and didn't realize until I got to the cashier that I forget my wallet.
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    I took a friend out for dinner for her birthday, I think the day after. During dinner, we talked about a lot of things, and as the conversation came around to birthdays, I asked her to remind me when her birthday was.

    She said, "<pause> Wait, did you just ask me when my birthday is???"





    (Luckily she is also an extreme INFP sensotard, so we had a good laugh about it, but I think she might have been momentarily offended, doh. What a retard I am when I don't think first.)

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    Last night I forgot to buy toilet paper.
    I was out of napkins/paper towels.

    So when I had to take a shit this morning, I had to tear out a piece of paper out of a book (the blank page at the end).



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    The other night on vent I couldn't talk and they reminded me about three times to "uncheck mute microphone binds." For some reason I thought they were telling me to "check mute microphone binds" which made total sense to me at the time. Finally @ThatGirl stepped in, and was about the third person to say, "uncheck mute microphone binds" and it all clicked in my head!
    06/13 10:51:03 five sounds: you!!!
    06/13 10:51:08 shortnsweet: no you!!
    06/13 10:51:12 shortnsweet: go do your things and my things too!
    06/13 10:51:23 five sounds: oh hell naw
    06/13 10:51:55 shortnsweet: !!!!
    06/13 10:51:57 shortnsweet: (cries)
    06/13 10:52:19 RiftsWRX: You two are like furbies stuck in a shoe box

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortnsweet View Post
    The other night on vent I couldn't talk and they reminded me about three times to "uncheck mute microphone binds." For some reason I thought they were telling me to "check mute microphone binds" which made total sense to me at the time. Finally @ThatGirl stepped in, and was about the third person to say, "uncheck mute microphone binds" and it all clicked in my head!
    Lol, that's because I delivered it with authoritai!

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