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    Originally Posted by substitute

    I was struggling to read a newspaper yesterday, when my ESFJ daughter came in the room, switched on the light and said "Why are you reading in the dark?" and i was like, "ah, I thought it was more difficult than usual... I was contemplating cleaning my glasses, but..."

    Originally Posted by Eldanen
    I've had several times where I've gotten into the car and driven down the road in pitch black conditions with nothing but my parking lights on. After a few minutes I'd say, "I wonder why the road is darker than it usually is..." And then realize that I forgot to turn my headlights on. I've also forgotten to use deodorant several times, but let's not go into that...
    Heh... I walked into work a week or so ago and had forgotten to swap out my sunglasses with my regular glasses when I got out of my car. It took me 15 minutes and someone asking me if I was "hungover or something" for me to realize "why it was so dark" in the office.

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    I'll often pause during the day to ask myself if I brushed my teeth earlier, or showered, or ate breakfast.

    Sometimes I'll tell someone I enjoyed lunch but when asked what I had for lunch I'll have no idea.
    I hope I'm wrong, but I believe that he is a fraud, and I think despite all of his rhetoric about being a champion of the working class, it will turn out to be hollow -- Bernie Sanders on Trump

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    I spent 20 minutes attempting to put on a sweater before I realized that I was trying to put my head through the arm hole.
    [insert funny quote/saying/etc.]

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    This thread is awesome.
    I've brushed my teeth in the morning, then promptly forgotten if I had, only to find that the toothbrush was already wet when I went to brush them again.
    I was texting and looking at hoodies, wandered over to the mirror to try one on, then freaked out when I reached for my phone and it wasn't in my pocket. It had been on the shelf across the way for about five minutes at that point.
    Any sort of renovations. Took me about a year to realize the wire traffic light by my house was replaced by a traffic light on a pole.
    What happened the day before.

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    Hey, whose that asshole who forgot to put on their parking break and is now running after their truck?

    Oh, it's me!
    In my defense, I am a terrible person.

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    The first sensotard moment that comes to my mind is when I was asked to grab an ashtray for someone, sprinted upstairs, only to return with a TV remote control.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bowie View Post
    Hey, whose that asshole who forgot to put on their parking break and is now running after their truck?

    Oh, it's me!
    I've done that a few times too.

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    went 2 the bathroom 2 clean my teeth, came out, holding my tooth bush having only wached my hands.

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    I walked out of the house wearing odd shoes once. Went back and changed them
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    Was on the phone with my friend. Started rummaging through my bag and hissing to her, "Where the hell is my goddamn phone?" And she said "Er, aren't you using it now?". Has happened more than once.

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