I've spent a day with my pajama top still round my middle - didn't finish taking it off.
Left keys in the door and both doors open and gone to town.
More T/Ntard-esq moments,
Poured orange juice into cereal and gagged, thinking it was really off milk or something.
Woken up an hour early for college, and had it in my head I was waking up at the right time, and then got confused when all the classrooms were empty.