I think in one of my worse S moments I went out and bought a car to piss people off. I wasn't aware of all of the work it entailed and I'm now getting this thing called a license. This was never supposed to happen.
ESTP - Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target a 120 km away, with an aratech sniper rifle and tri-light scope.
I was looking for the baby wipes to change a diaper, and I looked ALL over the entire house, except the spot I knew I'd left them on the couch, under my sleeping 2yo. Somehow, my brain tricked me into believing that fate wouldn't play such a cruel trick on me, so I never looked under her. There was just something so *wrong* about having to wake her, I kept looking all around the house and getting quite angry. It never dawned on me to move the kid.
i went swimming to the pool the day before. so there i was, swimming, thinking my own thoughts and it was time to turn around. you know how it goes - inhale, turn your face in the water, turn around, push yourself away... and so i did - inhaled, turned my face in the water, turned around... and started to breathe in again. face still in the water.
good thing i realized it was not such a good idea.
and i still don't get why i needed to inhale the second time anyway...
I was running through an empty restaurant in the hotel where I work and, just as I was getting that nice rhythm going (the restaurant is long), I started admiring the sunlight and my focus completely shifted. Need I say what happened next?
I will anyway;I fell in a rather dramatic arms-and-legs-flying-every-which-way way. Luckily, suit didn't get dirty (I'd just had it drycleaned).