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[Other] Sensotard moments

Stigmata

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One House. One magical talking cat. 24 Intuitives. The Reality show nobody asked for.

Finds out what happens when people stop being polite, and start getting...intuitive.

The Real World:Hogwarts N-House

The season ends with a heavily sleep deprived [MENTION=30038]The Cat[/MENTION] finally snapping and leaving the house by choice due to the excessive anxiety that follows waking up every morning to the oven having been left on by an intuitive that fell asleep and forgot it was on.
 

The Cat

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Finds out what happens when people stop being polite, and start getting...intuitive.

The Real World:Hogwarts N-House

The season ends with a heavily sleep deprived [MENTION=30038]The Cat[/MENTION] finally snapping and leaving the house by choice due to the excessive anxiety that follows waking up every morning to the oven having been left on by an intuitive that fell asleep and forgot it was on.

And the dead travel with him.
 

Stigmata

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And the dead travel with him.

Cool guys don't look at hotpocket explosions...

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My sensotard moment of the day - ISFP roommate had to stop me from nearly breaking a tooth.

We were playing Scrabble, & I was eating almonds from a plastic bag. Went to eat a wooden Scrabble square from the cloth bag while plotting my next word on the board. It was to my lips before roommate yelled WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

I definitely would’ve bitten it had she not said something. And laughed at me.
 

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The only sensatard moment I can think of right now is when I was in college in the library and I saw a cute guy I had a crush on, so I ended up walking into a pole. I make more boring businessy mistakes in a state of total stress out. Maybe that's because I can only fill out forms when I'm drunk.
 

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*the room feels too bright, wants to dim it down*

*grabs phone and turns down the volume*

If turning down the volume did seem to help with brightness it might be a sensory overload issue.
 

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Woke up and needed coffee badly. Tried to make coffee and dropped the lid to the coffee container onto the floor where it managed to roll and somehow position itself impossibly far under something immovable. After much messing around trying to reach it, I finally pulled it out with a long stick and had to wash and dry it. Went to add water to the coffeemaker and spilled the water. FML. :fpalm:
 

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I'm officially blaming my lack of ass on not being a sensor and never learning how to walk properly, thus not building the proper muscles.
 

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I'm officially blaming my lack of ass on not being a sensor and never learning how to walk properly, thus not building the proper muscles.

Unless you’re one of those unfortunate few who looks like someone stood a frog up & put pants on it, I bet your butt is fine. I know having a table for an ass is the more popular look nowadays in media (which, nothing against those butts, either), but ultimately I think hip shape & overall body proportions are a bigger factor when it comes to butt & body aesthetic.

(Info I’ve gathered from guy friends irl discussing butt shapes over the yrs)
 

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Unless you’re one of those unfortunate few who looks like someone stood a frog up & put pants on it, I bet your butt is fine. I know having a table for an ass is the more popular look nowadays in media (which, nothing against those butts, either), but ultimately I think hip shape & overall body proportions are a bigger factor when it comes to butt & body aesthetic.

(Info I’ve gathered from guy friends irl discussing butt shapes over the yrs)

Whaaaaaat???? People are into table butts? (flat?)

I can't relate at all.
 

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Whaaaaaat???? People are into table butts? (flat?)

I can't relate at all.

No, not flat! More like table as in, it sticks out so far you could set things on top of it. Like a Kardashian butt.
 

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I'm officially blaming my lack of ass on not being a sensor and never learning how to walk properly, thus not building the proper muscles.

If it makes you feel any better - not all sensors walk
sexy-ly.

If you want to build leg muscles/quads just take 10 minutes of your life and do 3-4 sets of sissy-squats. Not weights are required for this exercise.

Your quads will feel so strong overnight you wouldn't feel your weight when walking at all. Add to it your quads will add a lot of muscle.

Ps - I am NOT a gym-nerd so you might have to ask one or Google confirm this.
 

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If it makes you feel any better - not all sensors walk
sexy-ly.

If you want to build leg muscles/quads just take 10 minutes of your life and do 3-4 sets of sissy-squats. Not weights are required for this exercise.

Your quads will feel so strong overnight you wouldn't feel your weight when walking at all. Add to it your quads will add a lot of muscle.

Ps - I am NOT a gym-nerd so you might have to ask one or Google confirm this.

The sexy walk- It’s more of a gait fluidity thing than muscle strength, ime. I had nice quads awhile back, & I still never understood how to do the sexy walk.

Squats & bike are good butt toning workouts, though, but they won’t bulk it up, really.

*also am not a gym rat or fitness specialist
 

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I'm officially blaming my lack of ass on not being a sensor and never learning how to walk properly, thus not building the proper muscles.

This reminds me of my inability to walk on a simple straight (invisible) line when I pay attention to it. For someone reason walking becomes incredibly hard when it's done consciously. All balance gets lost. (Though I wasn't bad at walking at the balance beam)

I also once knee-punched myself in the eye/nose during a tiger jump. I suppose tiger jump is the correct term? Like this:

Has anyone else accidentally poked themself in the eye with their own finger..? I can't be the only one who has done this... at least five times in my life... The PAIN.
 
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