*the room feels too bright, wants to dim it down*
*grabs phone and turns down the volume*
*the room feels too bright, wants to dim it down*
*grabs phone and turns down the volume*
I can't hear you; I don't have my glasses on.
I'm sorry right now I'm just laughing so hard at the thought of stuffing all us Ns in a house with The Cat, I'm so sorry our brains are 80% not on this planet most the time, please don't let the exasperation and disappointment get to you too much!
On a more serious typological note, I wonder if this is more prominent in Ns, and I wonder if the reason it is so is because we process things based off subjective internal interpretation/imagery, and since it's not 'direct' sometimes a mistranslation/misinterpretation happens and we goof like the above?
I am not sure if this counts as a 'sensotard moment' or if it's just me being extra stupidâ„¢.
You know that phase between being awake and sleeping? I was there, somewhere. Laying in an 'interesting' position, on my side, my head on my own shoulder and my hand on my back between my shoulder blades (just hold yourself in a chokehold with your arm, like that). So as I was almost falling asleep my hand got muscle twitches. The muscle twitches caused my hand to move (dûh) over my back/neck and my brain dramatically responded to this with; "SoMeOnE iS ToUChInG yOuR bAcK!!!!" and almost triggered a fight or flight response.
It took me a second to realize that it was in fact, my own hand... Sleeping in weird positions comes with a price.
One time I dreamt that someone whacked me with a tennis racquet and so I grappled it out of their hands and took a wide swing with it to whack them.
Irl, I punched myself hard in the face.
That's amazing. I once dreamt that a giant ermine bit me in the thumb. When I woke up my thumb actually hurt. I have a theory that I bit myself in my sleep...
I woke myself up maybe a week or so ago because I was spitting something out in my dream (it wasn't that kind of dream...), and apparently I had a nice collection of saliva in my actual mouth because it allllll was forced out against my conscious will into a "nice" little puddle up against my face.
I hate myself.
I love it how people say 'IRL' and 'my actual mouth' when they talk about dreams versus reality.
Don't worry, it happens to the best of us...
I also feel like we should offer The Cat some mental support after reading all of this. *patpat*