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    half-nut member briochick's Avatar
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    I am the epitome of the absent minded teacher. My students have taken to asking me to check their homework because I forget, every day. I also loose my markers, pencils, tape, crayons; only to find them in odd spots. I've missplaced my attendence folder at least two dozen times, usually finding it in some random room I walked into days before. You have no idea how often I am seen sprinting down the hall to the teacher's room during class, because I forgot something, or forgot to make copies of something. I often haven't noticed my students' hair cuts for a week or more and they give me that "you're slow, aren't you?" look when I finally do. I have marked on my own clothes, or on my students because I forgot I was holding a pen in my hand. I never remember to change the calendar until someone comes in and tells me that "no, it's wednesday, your calendar is on the wrong month."
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    I feel it's best to kick a student's ass during the first week of class. Kick someone out for texting, or embarass that smirking wiseass in the peanut gallery.

    Then they won't give you any shit. Do it enough, and that calendar isn't on the wrong month anymore. It's the students who are collectively mistaken.

    I suppose I have similar problems. I wouldn't even notice that they changed their haircuts a week after the fact. I don't even bother to remember their names most of the time.
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    half-nut member briochick's Avatar
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    lol, awww. Funny.
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    I have absent minded moments all of the time. I had a friend help me look for my cellphone for over an hour. We searched the whole house and never took to notice how I was complaining to my mom about it via my cellphone.

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    Eh. I once put my Apricot Facial Scrub on my toothbrush instead of the toothpaste. Luckily, I noticed before I put the toothbrush in my mouth.

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    Every once in a great while I'll get out a bowel, fill it with milk, bring it to my lips, and think to myself, "Wait... something is wrong."
    Is not to be held accuntable for peeling errors.

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    I might have mentioned my epic dodge... -_-

    My ENFJ friend was about to hit me in the shoulder really hard, so I did a low and very fast sideways dodge which sent my head crashing into the side of my armchair. I almost knocked myself out and I collapsed on the floor laughing at myself, ENFJ (BigSwede on here) as well >.<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaula View Post
    Every once in a great while I'll get out a bowel, fill it with milk, bring it to my lips, and think to myself, "Wait... something is wrong."
    lmao - I just had a very startling image, until I realized what you probably meant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenocyde View Post
    lmao - I just had a very startling image, until I realized what you probably meant.
    huh???
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    Quote Originally Posted by briochick View Post
    huh???
    replace bowel with bowl...

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