I am the epitome of the absent minded teacher. My students have taken to asking me to check their homework because I forget, every day. I also loose my markers, pencils, tape, crayons; only to find them in odd spots. I've missplaced my attendence folder at least two dozen times, usually finding it in some random room I walked into days before. You have no idea how often I am seen sprinting down the hall to the teacher's room during class, because I forgot something, or forgot to make copies of something. I often haven't noticed my students' hair cuts for a week or more and they give me that "you're slow, aren't you?" look when I finally do. I have marked on my own clothes, or on my students because I forgot I was holding a pen in my hand. I never remember to change the calendar until someone comes in and tells me that "no, it's wednesday, your calendar is on the wrong month."