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    Quote Originally Posted by jenocyde View Post
    Oh yes, I forgot that I have an unhealthy ISTJ in my family and let me tell you, he can really fly off the handle and is actually prone to violent rages. When he loses his ability to communicate verbally, man, he just gets physical... Shoot, I forgot about all about him.

    Yeah, I guess I was referring to the healthy ones. But I don't think I would last a day under the supervision of an ISTJ, healthy or otherwise...
    You have to make them drunk. They will eat right out of your hand
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    Quote Originally Posted by entropie View Post
    You have to make them drunk. They will eat right out of your hand
    oh hell yeah, there is nothing more fun than a room of intoxicated ISTJs. Not kidding here, all that repressed stuff pops out and it is a blast. They put yous silly EXTPs to shame.

    ISTJs need to feel in control, and if they lose that sense of control they freak out. I worked for one for a year and half and I adore him. However (down in SJ land) my friend put up a post about him as he has gone all crazy control freak on her, given he feels out of control.

    Back on the sensotard topic-how often do you have to replace credit cards every year once you loose them? I am up to about twice a year, however then I find the old ones, mix them up with the new ones and then can't figure out why some work and some don't.

    I also lost my passport awhile back. It was lost for about four months-under a massive pile of paper in the corner of my office. I was almost at the point of having to expediate a new passport for an upcoming trip, and then I found it-with all the credit cards and driver's licsence I had already replaced.

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    hehe

    Last time I went drinking with a normally very modest and gentlemanlike ISTJ, around 3 am in the morning we were in a bar, being totally on the verge of collapse after a lot of beer; when he decided that I should go over there and ask a girl out and he would give me 10 Euro for it *lol*.

    That absolutely didnt fit into the type of person he was and I refused to do it, cause I saw no point in it; so I tried to turn the tide and told him that I give him 10 Euro, if he does it. Five minutes later he was sitting next to the girl, trying to ask her out with his non-existant charms. Another colleague and I watching this nearly felt off our chairs laughing.

    He of course was unsucessful and I lost 10 Euro. He just said in the end: "If I would go on giving away money this easily, I wont get rich." That's when I understood, he absolutely knew how I would react to the propasal he made at first and just wanted to get more money to buy drinks, cause he was probably broke.

    Even more tricky than an entp that guy
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    I keep forgetting my sunnies so have to stop what I'm doing to return to my house/car/etc to collect them... only to find them on my head, this happened several times in an hour today

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    I was just brushing my teeth and suddenly I couldn't find my toothbrush anymore. After looking all over the bathroom, I bent over to see if I had dropped it into the toilet. At which point my toothbrush fell out of my mouth, straight into the toilet.

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    Every time I went to the restroom, I would end up brushing my teeth. I realized after I was done and this was usually met with a d'oh! This went on for a long time until I had to consciously stop myself.

    I am constantly looking for my glasses while wearing them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenocyde View Post
    I was just brushing my teeth and suddenly I couldn't find my toothbrush anymore. After looking all over the bathroom, I bent over to see if I had dropped it into the toilet. At which point my toothbrush fell out of my mouth, straight into the toilet.
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahaha! Thats the second funniest thing i've heard all day!
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    I got out of the shower and started drying my hair, only to realize there was still shampoo in it.

    I lost my pencil while holding it

    I lost my glasses while they were on my face
    The probability that I was procrastinating when I was typing this post:

    P(have big assignment due) = 0.6
    P(posting on TypoC) = 0.2
    P(having big assignment due | posting on TypoC) = 0.7

    P(posting on TypoC | having big assignment due) = .......


    Eh, I'll finish it later.

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    completely missed washing my left pit while showering before heading to a social event.
    everyone uses every function about evenly. take NE for example. if there are those who don't use it much, then why are there such massive amounts of people constantly flowing through Wallmart with 20 items or less?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ergophobe View Post
    I am constantly looking for my glasses while wearing them.
    I do this at least once a day.

    One of the weirdest sensotard moments I've had in the past couple of years occurred on a snowy January morning. I got dressed, packed up my bag for school, put on my hat, gloves and coat, and headed out the door. As I reached the stairs at the end of my porch I realized my feet were really cold. I looked down and there were my stockinged feet. I had completely forgotten my shoes, in the dead of winter!

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