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    Quote Originally Posted by zarc View Post
    I don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zarc View Post
    Priceless, I know.

    My mother just reminded me that it was April Fool's while laughing herself against a wall. (I now wonder if the females in my family tend to do that). In fact, my day began with her waking me up with a warning that people might try to trick/prank me.

    Well, lookie what I did beyond being a Clown, I turned myself into a Fool today too.

    Tragically awesome.

    Anyone else want to hire a Court Jester? I'm currently free on Thursdays. I've got a whole bag of tricks in wait behind my back to entertain you with. That's right, you'll get to see my blunders before I even notice what I'm doing wrong!
    Zarc, you're scaring me again! I've had a strange week, with many Sensotard moments, including being late for work every single day, despite my best intentions. Luckily, we work flexible hours so I can make up for the time by staying late. Also, I've been in an unusually good mood all week, cracking jokes all the time and finding many things hysterically funny (including your hilarious story).

    Finally, I thought to ask myself what's going on in my internal world to explain all this (INFJs do this a lot BTW). The answer came immediately, in the form of a strong image of my Trickster archetype, smiling and waving merrily at me! I know him well, because he manifests as my favourite ever role-playing alter-ego - a D&D-style magic-using Illusionist called Jortan.

    He specialised in deceiving others by creating extremely realistic illusions, and eventually became powerful enough to alter reality itself, much like the Norse Trickster god, Loki. Clearly, he's been running my life all week, which is highly appropriate for the first week of April!

    So if you need an accomplice Court Jester, I'm your man. Just don't ever expect me to turn up on time!
    INFJ 9w1 sx/sp/so

    "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." - Gandalf The Grey

    And if I only could,
    I'd make a deal with God,
    And I'd get him to swap our places,
    Be running up that road,
    Be running up that hill,
    With no problems.

    - Kate Bush

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apollanaut View Post
    Zarc, you're scaring me again! I've had a strange week, with many Sensotard moments, including being late for work every single day, despite my best intentions. Luckily, we work flexible hours so I can make up for the time by staying late. Also, I've been in an unusually good mood all week, cracking jokes all the time and finding many things hysterically funny (including your hilarious story)
    Scare, who me? I thought I was the only one! I've had so many this week that if I try to get them in mind to repeat aloud they all just vie to be spat out first. Huge spit balls formeth. Hey, are you saying if you hadn't been in such a mood to find things hysterically funny that my story wouldn't have been hilarious?

    Finally, I thought to ask myself what's going on in my internal world to explain all this (INFJs do this a lot BTW). The answer came immediately, in the form of a strong image of my Trickster archetype, smiling and waving merrily at me! I know him well, because he manifests as my favourite ever role-playing alter-ego - a D&D-style magic-using Illusionist called Jortan.

    He specialised in deceiving others by creating extremely realistic illusions, and eventually became powerful enough to alter reality itself, much like the Norse Trickster god, Loki. Clearly, he's been running my life all week, which is highly appropriate for the first week of April!
    (BTW you're telling me? ) When I do plumb within for answers there is an immediate realisation that comes in the form of.... I don't know just what yet or if there is a form that I can't recall ATM... (Although...ha...I think I just found him as when I reread 'immediate realisation" he came to me. Edit: Though, he's of a different sort of Trickster than the Trickster Archetype so ha@me zzzz)

    I wonder what else this week has in store for us, hmm.

    So if you need an accomplice Court Jester, I'm your man. Just don't ever expect me to turn up on time!
    Don't expect me to show up at the right place!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zarc View Post
    Scare, who me? I thought I was the only one! I've had so many this week that if I try to get them in mind to repeat aloud they all just vie to be spat out first. Huge spit balls formeth. Hey, are you saying if you hadn't been in such a mood to find things hysterically funny that my story wouldn't have been hilarious?
    You scare me 'cos we seem to be living parallel lives! And your story was a classic, but in my current mood I laughed so hard I spit coffee all over my desk (there's a slightly disturbing spitting thing going on here).

    Quote Originally Posted by zarc View Post
    (BTW you're telling me? )
    Nah, that little explanation was for the benefit of other readers, in a futile attempt to not seem totally crazy.

    Quote Originally Posted by zarc View Post
    When I do plumb within for answers there is an immediate realisation that comes in the form of.... I don't know just what yet or if there is a form that I can't recall ATM... (Although...ha...I think I just found him as when I reread 'immediate realisation" he came to me. Edit: Though, he's of a different sort of Trickster than the Trickster Archetype so ha@me zzzz)
    The Trickster takes many forms, he is a master of deception!

    Quote Originally Posted by zarc View Post
    I wonder what else this week has in store for us, hmm.
    No idea, but if the Trickster's still active, it certainly won't be dull!
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    "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." - Gandalf The Grey

    And if I only could,
    I'd make a deal with God,
    And I'd get him to swap our places,
    Be running up that road,
    Be running up that hill,
    With no problems.

    - Kate Bush

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    So i can smoke in my new place woohoo! anyways I lit a cigarette and saw a flame come out of it, and was like why the fuck is my cigarette on fire? I took a drag thinking oh it will go out eventually the smoke tasted harsh like when you smoke note book paper, i look down realize I lit the wrong end of the thing, so I had lit the filter end and was smoking out of the opposite end. I blew it out, decided to let it cool off lit a new cig. Then a while later picked the first one back up and lit it correctly but the filter now feels like plastic, I'm kinda worried about what they put in those filter. Well, not really, I mean I'm still going to smoke it.
    *yodelling* AAAaaaaAAaaiiiiiiayyyyyyyy


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    My hair keeps sticking up. Today, I was looking in the mirror and saw that I had like a punk spike.

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    Last night driving home, I stopped at a stop sign and then sat there waiting for it to turn green while wondering why the guy behind me kept beeping at me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiltyred View Post
    Last night driving home, I stopped at a stop sign and then sat there waiting for it to turn green while wondering why the guy behind me kept beeping at me.
    been there!

    I was on the phone awhile back with a friend and trying to take notes and the pen wouldnt work-becuase it was a toothbrush...

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    I spent five minutes looking through my refrigerator for a jar of mayonnaise. I only noticed it was a few inches to the right of my head after knocking a tub of yogurt on the floor and splattering it all over. A refrigerator is a perilous labyrinth.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiltyred
    Last night driving home, I stopped at a stop sign and then sat there waiting for it to turn green while wondering why the guy behind me kept beeping at me.
    This made me laugh so hard.
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    A couple of weeks ago, my ENTP partner's sister (an ENFP) was visiting for a few days. Something about her brings out the Sensotardness in him to its maximum capacity. This time it happened like this:

    We had arranged to go to a nice restaraunt for dinner. Shortly before we were due to leave he realised that he had lost his keyring, with doorkeys, work fobs and other important keys on it. We looked everywhere with no luck. I was certain he must have dropped them in his car, so all three of us looked and looked inside the car many times. Eventually we gave up and decided to go to the restaurant before we lost our booking.

    Shortly after we set off, I felt something against my foot (on the front passenger side). I reached down and pulled out the "missing" keyring!

    My best guess is that three people's combined inferior Sensing functions are considerably greater than any one person's alone. All three of us had looked in that very spot numerous times and did not find the damn keys.
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    "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." - Gandalf The Grey

    And if I only could,
    I'd make a deal with God,
    And I'd get him to swap our places,
    Be running up that road,
    Be running up that hill,
    With no problems.

    - Kate Bush

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