Asking my friend where my cellphone was, when I was actually on the phone waiting for my dad to answer. Friend said "It's in your hand", I looked at my left hand and it wasn't there, but before I could panic any further my dad answered and I TOTALLY forgot that I was looking for my phone, until a few hours later and realized my epic silliness.
Tapping a blind man on the shoulder and pointing to him a seat with my thumb and going, "There's a seat over there"
Throwing my bra in the rubbish bin and rubbish into the laundry basket.
Grabbing cat food when I actually wanted sugar.
Ordering KFC at the counter and then going off before I had gotten my food.
(Holy shit. I posted this thread on "The Official INTJ Haters' Thread' the first time. A true sensotard moment. I suck)