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    Asking my friend where my cellphone was, when I was actually on the phone waiting for my dad to answer. Friend said "It's in your hand", I looked at my left hand and it wasn't there, but before I could panic any further my dad answered and I TOTALLY forgot that I was looking for my phone, until a few hours later and realized my epic silliness.


    Runner-ups include:

    Tapping a blind man on the shoulder and pointing to him a seat with my thumb and going, "There's a seat over there"

    Throwing my bra in the rubbish bin and rubbish into the laundry basket.

    Grabbing cat food when I actually wanted sugar.

    Ordering KFC at the counter and then going off before I had gotten my food.


    (Holy shit. I posted this thread on "The Official INTJ Haters' Thread' the first time. A true sensotard moment. I suck)

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    Quote Originally Posted by groovejet02 View Post
    (Holy shit. I posted this thread post on "The Official INTJ Haters' Thread' the first time. A true sensotard moment. I suck)
    Fixed.
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    I am hallucinating Amargith everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apollanaut View Post
    A few days ago the doorbell rang at 11pm. Wondering who could possibly calling so late, we cautiously opened the front door - to see our friendly neighbour with our toy poodle Sammy in tow. I had let him out to go to the toilet over an hour ago and then totally forgotten to let him back in again (not for the first time).

    At least the dog had the sense to find a friendly face to help him get back into his own home!
    Arghh! Did it again last night! This time a different neighbour found poor Sammy sitting by the roadside looking forlorn. I'm sure it's not a hidden psychological desire to lose the dog (which we inherited when my partner's elderly mother went into a rest home) because I'm very fond of the little perisher. It's just that he sometimes takes a long time to do his business in our garden, and I get bored and start doing chores or something and then my butterfly brain forgets all about Sammy until it's too late.

    Note to self: DON'T. LEAVE. DOG. OUTSIDE.
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    And if I only could,
    I'd make a deal with God,
    And I'd get him to swap our places,
    Be running up that road,
    Be running up that hill,
    With no problems.

    - Kate Bush

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    Was just about to have a shower with my pants on.

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    When I am tired, I grab the toothpaste and then reach for my shaving razor. It's only a matter of time until that turns out very badly...
    "How can I be, all I want to be,
    When all I want to do is strip away these stilled constraints
    And crush this charade, shred this sad, masquerade"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGeq5v7L3WM

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    I often put on clothes backwards or my underwear inside out.

    Once I was wearing a pair of thong underwear and they were hideously uncomfortable. It was becuase I put them on sideways.

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    How do you put a thong on sideways?

    Nevermind, after some extensive research.. I got it.

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    I have totally done the thong thing before I banned thongs from my life. Anyone know where retainers often hide?

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    Hahaha, this thread is pretty hilarious. I was supposed to sleep two hours ago...

    I remember one time in high school, I was walking in for civics class, sat down, the teacher lectured, and then I saw spongebob next to the teacher! :confused:

    Then I woke up thinking, "when did i put my head down!?"

    Then there was this other time when I was a wee child. There was a pool outside and they thought I could possibly drown while playing outside, so they kept both the doors (screen and glass) closed. One day I saw the pool so clearly and shouted "OUTSIDE!" Then ran smack dab into the screen door--not a glass door--and passed out. I woke up with my foot sticking out through a hole. Oops.

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