Oh I laugh at myself on a daily basis for the things I do.
Once when I was a teenager I was helping a friend visiting the area with their bags. We were walking past Central Park and I trip over a bench. As I get up and walk away, I'm looking over my shoulder wondering where that bench came from and walked head first into the side of bleachers that were being set up for a parade.
I'm a walking disaster waiting to happen at any moment.