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    Back in middle school, I drank a bottle of Turkey Hill Lemonade everyday with lunch. Normally I would screw the lid back on each time I waws done taking a sip and then shake it up everytime I want to take another sip. Well, I went to drink it in the middle of a lively conversation, forgot to put the cap on previously, shook it up...and well...I remember seeing lemondade sloshing around in the container and flying out the top into my face in slow motion. My friends laughed about that for days.

    Yesterday I had a really clumsy day, especially at work. (I babysit.) So as if there isn't enough on the floor (which I don't manage to trip over), I'm tripping over chair legs, shoes, rugs, running into cabinets, dropping stuff. The works.

    Last night I'm driving home from college on the highway in the dark and it's raining. I recently learned how to use the cruise control after having this car for a year and a half. So I have it on cruise, I'm going down a stretch of highway, and I'm like "holy crap! how am I staying inbetween the dotted lines?!" It was like I forgot how to drive my car/an out of body experience. All I could focus on was the space between the dotted lines in the 30 feet immediately in front of me. After doing this for maybe 20 seconds with bulging eyes, I finally figure out how to drive again, regain composure, continue on home.

    I have also forgotten how to turn off the cruise control, even though my thumb is already hovering over the "cancel" button. I proceed to freak out until I figure it out. I have an adversion to using the break pedal and it never crosses my mind at the right time.
    There are two types of people in this world, sheep and sharks. Be a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

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    This all makes me feel soverymuchbetter.

    When we were first married we lived in a basically one-room efficiency appartment. My husband wanted to invite one of his professors and the man's wife to dinner. I was in a rush, got the groceries, put them away, cooked, set the table and was all set.

    When everyone was seated I asked people what they wanted for beverages, opened our refrigerator and, there for everyone to see, was the toilet paper sitting on a shelf!

    (I later found the milk in the small bathroom closet.)
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    Yesterday I had my school bag on my back and then decided my jeans were too loose to not wear a belt, because during school I always lose weight, so I threw a nice leather belt on. Grabbed my car keys, opened the door, went to toss my book-filled backpack into the car, and fell into the vehicle. I had belted in my bag when I put my belt through the loops on my jeans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usehername View Post
    Yesterday I had my school bag on my back and then decided my jeans were too loose to not wear a belt, because during school I always lose weight, so I threw a nice leather belt on. Grabbed my car keys, opened the door, went to toss my book-filled backpack into the car, and fell into the vehicle. I had belted in my bag when I put my belt through the loops on my jeans.
    *weeping with laughter*

    This would happen to me too.
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    I just had another one...

    I was responding to PinkPiranha's message in my vistor message box and I ended up posting my response in my box instead of PinkPiranha's...oy.
    There are two types of people in this world, sheep and sharks. Be a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

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    The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who do not have it.
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    Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
    -Plato

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    Talking to a friend on the phone while getting ready to leave the house grabbed my keys, and wallet and spent about 10minutes looking for my phone.
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    Headstrong, I would never ever consider being a shark. Rumor has it that they regularly get humped by sea cows.

    The Green Nazis will murder me for this, but last spring I swam with the manatee. One approached and a chubby man swimming with us quickly made for the shore.

    A little girl called out to him, "You don't have to be afraid."

    And he hollered back, "Yeah, but it's mating season!"
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    I spent hours and hours checking my MSc thesis for typos before handing it in. On the day I had to discuss it with my professors, I suddenly realised that I had misspelt my own name - in big bold letters on the title page!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anja View Post
    Headstrong, I would never ever consider being a shark. Rumor has it that they regularly get humped by sea cows.

    The Green Nazis will murder me for this, but last spring I swam with the manatee. One approached and a chubby man swimming with us quickly made for the shore.

    A little girl called out to him, "You don't have to be afraid."

    And he hollered back, "Yeah, but it's mating season!"
    Haha. There could be worse things than being a shark...like being that poor guy had he not make it out of the water.
    There are two types of people in this world, sheep and sharks. Be a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

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    INTP Friend: Yay!
    INTP Friend: Wait....NOOOOO

    The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who do not have it.
    -George Bernard Shaw

    Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
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    I "accidentally" walked into the womens restroom (different locations) TWICE this week...also brushed my teeth with face soap (both are in a white tube).
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