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    The other morning I was on my way to work when I lit a ciggi (am not a regular smoker) and I went to flick the ashes out the window and the f'n thing was closed. The cherry fell and burned my leg. Ashes were flying in my face, and I got pirate eye from the smoke. o_-

    I told myself, "there's a reason this happened. You really shouldn't be smoking."
    You can't always do it right, you can always do what's left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AwesomeCakes View Post


    The other morning I was on my way to work when I lit a ciggi (am not a regular smoker) and I went to flick the ashes out the window and the f'n thing was closed. The cherry fell and burned my leg. Ashes were flying in my face, and I got pirate eye from the smoke. o_-

    I told myself, "there's a reason this happened. You really shouldn't be smoking."
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    it's an entirely random event whether my socks match or not

    i have a personal lock-smith

    i get lost in car parks

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    My ENTP partner is a sensotard when it comes to spelling, so he uses spellcheckers a lot. This leads to some hilarious mistakes, as there isn't a spellchecker on the planet that can cope with his garbled spelling!

    Some recent examples:

    I'm dressed today. (translation: I'm depressed today)
    My mother has phenomenon (translation: My mother has pneumonia)
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    "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." - Gandalf The Grey

    And if I only could,
    I'd make a deal with God,
    And I'd get him to swap our places,
    Be running up that road,
    Be running up that hill,
    With no problems.

    - Kate Bush

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    I wore a shirt backwards yesterday, and today I looked in the fridge for the mail. And no matter who it is, or what they're saying..I drift off.
    What a waste of life..

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    Today:

    I was in the pet shop, going to get a new cat door for a new house I'm having built. I wanted to get the same type as at my current house, a magnetic one to stop stray cats. The one at my current house though stopped working about a year ago, and I couldn't figure out why. So I was looking at the ones in the shop trying to figure which would be best.
    While looking I saw the words "battery operated" on the back...


    My husband and I were talking to his mother, she was saying she has to go to the hospital on friday for a special shot for her lower back, she has had this before and we have always picked her up since she's not allowed to drive afterward. Naturally we said, "Do you want us to pick you up?" She said, "Ah no, I can get someone else or just get a taxi if necessary." We say, "Are you sure? We may as well, we don't mind." (I am starting think, "Does she not want us to pick her up?") Then she says, "But you're going away on friday..." We look at each other, the same question on our faces, "what..?" Then it dawns on us at the same time, "oh yea! we are going away." We have had this hotel booked for a few weeks now for this big festival. Glad someone else is here to keep track of this stuff for us.
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    The other day.

    Falcarius: Who was that on the telephone?
    Guy: No arms.
    Falcarius:
    Guy: You know that old lady that was sitting by you when we had tea I am on about her.
    Falcarius: You mean she has only one hand?
    Guy: Yeah, she had cancer.
    Falcarius: I thought she was just cold as we were outside all day, so she was wrapping herself up well as she did not want to catch a cold.
    Falcarius: I better be off now, I will see you on Monday.
    Guy: It is Monday.
    Falcarius:
    Quote Originally Posted by Thalassa View Post
    Oh our 3rd person reference to ourselves denotes nothing more than we realize we are epic characters on the forum.

    Narcissism, plain and simple.


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    Okay I'll join in...

    Bought all the technical pieces for my new computer (well actually the previous build but you get the idea). I'd researched water cooling for months and had a list of the right blocks, the right radiator, the right fans, case, fan controller, hard drives you name it. I ordered it all from about 3 suppliers just to get everything perfect for this build. You know what I found? I'd managed to order all the piping perfectly, the right amount of PTFE tape, the right combination of thermal grease, the right fixings the lot... except the water.



    EPIC FAIL.
    Isn't it time for a colourful metaphor?

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    Putting my cardigan on upside down & wearing it for half an hour wondering why it didnt seem to sit right on my shoulders.
    If im given good enough directions i can find my way to a place but have terrible trouble finding my way back.
    Ishida's looking in the fridge for mail is what i do except i it's usually a jar of coffee.

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    Yesterday I left my precious bicycle out in the rain all night, despite being reminded to put it away twice by my partner. Luckily it was not stolen, but it was a sorry sight this morning, as it had fallen over and one of the lights had fallen off.

    To put this in perspective: I love my bike like a pet and use it to cycle to work every day. I was distracted by the various posts I made to MBTICentral yesterday, which pushed everything else out of my consciousness. I had to be reminded to eat!
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    "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." - Gandalf The Grey

    And if I only could,
    I'd make a deal with God,
    And I'd get him to swap our places,
    Be running up that road,
    Be running up that hill,
    With no problems.

    - Kate Bush

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