I dispatch a message immediately! My oak-built frigates come about and open their gunports in the general direction of your ignominious little display of arrogance!
I gesture imperiously! My epaulets glitter in the sunshine!
How like a foul miscreant to expose his gunports in the presence of a lady! And how like a foul miscreant to make measure with his glittering epaulets! I shall stride the decks of your ill-shapen dingies anon, foolish braggart. My parrot shall strike your colors with reckless glee before we tie you all to the mast of your petty insecurities and jeer you with many witty songs made all the more witty by your beer store!
EGAD! It is a good day at sea!
eNFJ 4w3 sx/so 468 tritype
EII-Fi subtype, Ethical/Empath, Delta/Beta
AIS Holland code
"How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." ~ Oscar Wilde - The picture of Dorian Gray
Anyway, right, what I was thinking earlier? See, I got in the car to give my friend a ride home and nothing was unusual as far as I noticed. Sometime later on the road (it was dark, I got that much cos I had to move the mirrors so the lights behind didn't blind me)...
Me: Dave, can you see what that is up there?
Me: That, there.
Dave: Well, if you put the wipers on it might help
Me: Shit, it's raining!
Dave: Uh... well, I didn't want to say...
Me: You mean I've been driving in the pissing rain for fifteen minutes without the wipers on and you didn't even tell me?
Dave: Nobody likes a backseat driver. I thought y'know, you had a reason...?
Me: Like no way man!
Dave: But you've been driving just fine...
Me: But I can't see a damn thing through this rain!
Dave: But... but...
(pause whilst we listen to the last part of a Pink Floyd song)
Dave: Was that Ne then?
Me: Was what, er, what?
Dave: You know, driving without being able to see without even noticing, cos you were fine anyway, like you don't need to see?
Me: Maybe. Could be I'm just a retard though.
Dave: Yeah. Probably just luck that we didn't crash.
(begin making Batman noises as Soul Bossa Nova gets to the 'pow' part)
So I was thinking like, was that Ne? Just y'know, like I often have thought I could probably walk round blindfold and barely notice any difference... I couldn't say how I get around really, but I know it's not by sight cos I don't notice shit.
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"When it all comes down to dust
I will kill you if I must
I will help you if I can" - Leonard Cohen