Depending on the circumstances, I will employ either or both techniques during stressful real life interactions.ENTP: To hug or hit?
During past stressful encounters
I find myself peppering them with Ti/Te in an attempt to throw them off my scent. I hope if they think I'm practical/boring (read: SJ) they won't bother with me. (Now now SJs, this isn't my sentiment, I'm just hoping it's theirs.)
If they're squirrelly --and they usually are-- I'm forced to flash Ni/Ne in a show of weaponry as if to say "Oui, oui muthaf*ckah. We're both packing heat. So do NOT funk with me."
(Choice of clothing will vary in style for effectiveness.)
If they persist in being a monstrous pain in my ass, I blindside them with Fe, which can take various forms. This being more effective with men:
Now go, and use your newfound knowledge for greater evasive good.